Momma is gonna love you wichever size your arsehole has become.

Can't express ourselves with words,eh?

hey, she wouldn't let me take the record palyer with me when I moved out anyways, so I owe it to her :) hahahaa

yeppp
when im drunk i make fucked up faces
the whole process of getting a picture taken is awkward to me
having to wait for the person to take the picture
holding a "pose" for 3-4 seconds
smiling

uf...
id rather just be like
whatev
*weird face*

yeah, the longer you have to hold an already fake smile, the harder it gets...

yep

off topic...
man, i need to get a haircut
my girl kinda fucked it up last night
we were drunk and we cut each others hair
bad idea.

Hahaha. Nice.

yeah, in a drunken stuper the other night I let my roommate try and cut my hair and try to give me a mohawk :) fortunately, I can work it so it doesn't look to bad, but still, it sucked

Me and an ex once got pissed on 10 cans of Stella and we decided to dye each other's hair at 3am.He bleached me blonde and when it came to do his i almost run out of bleach so his hair came out in a tiger skin style.On top of that he also asked me to cut it in a mohican style but because of the booze i got it so wrong he ended up with a single spike in the middle of his cranium.He dumped me no long after that.

SPOOKY!Our posts came on at the same time!SPOOKY!

its not that extreme
its just really really really uneven

hahaha
thats hilarious
(not that he dumped you, you know, everything else)

awww, didn't mean to scare you :)

when I was 15 my mom tried to color my hair and I ended up looking like a calico cat.

Mums who cut their children's hair generally end up ruining their childhood.

my mom is cool, she was usually good at it, and she would do whatever I asked her to do to it, but that one time, she really fucked it up bad

hahahah so true

Ha ha ha.....so true.

Now THAT was spooky.

Ya...that was.

*shivers at the thought*

I'm getting scared...

I think this might be happening because i mentioned The Blair Witch Project earlier in the thread.I might have started something sinister.

you've brought dark spirits over this thread...

*disappears in the dark wearing a long black coat*

BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!

(my attempt at typing an evil laugh...)

you did?!
what an ass...
we're all going to die

*door slams with reverberating sound while crows fly around the place*

I wish there was more talking in the third person...He said

That movie was filmed here in Maryland and my aunt's friend took her up to where the final scene in that creepy house was filmed. I have a brick from it and some pictures of them acting like lunatics in there.....not that I'm a big fan of the movie. Huge horror fan though.

How spooky!IT'S SPOOKIE!

Josh walked in, noticed the smug look on their faces, and immediately wanted to leave, yet something was keeping him there, something that he wouldn't fully understand until later after it was too late...

3rd person fuckin' rocks :)

Wow! I've just cum in my pants.

my mom always cut my hair and it looked fine :confused:

Thanks for sharing that.

Now I'm off to do some research on Terry Jennings.

Wash your hands first.

 

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Wow!