nom nom nom mom.

Coincidentally I've just had a quick stroke.

I am addicted to Pace picante sauce. I'm going to eat some RIGHT NOW.

I can't sleep at night anymore. only from noon to 7. Maybe I should look for a night job. I am unable to get out of this fucking house alone anymore. Kids r home from school and Ryan is always home. I am goin crazy. My only internet that is to speak of is the bberry. Today waz the first day I wore high heels in a month. All the money is goin quickly. Serenity now

You are too cute.

"Yoga" rhymes with "toga"...because you're Greek, get it? Ha!

I haven't slept in a while.

Yay! Go for it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yea4qSJMx4

suck a big fat one.

Keep going! Unicorns are pretty.

This is lovely! I DID fall asleep.

I'm awake now, but I think you should continue. This is rather poetic.

You rule!

I've always wanted to eat a unicorn (right after I've had sex with it).

now, I'm afraid that it will make me too gassy.

thanks nef. :(

dreams---->crushed.

wow...after typing that it's going to be rather embarrassing if I get called up from my desk. :o

hahaha holy shit my password still works

Lots of people coming back from the dead around here.

I missed truncy SO BAD. :(

Aw, I missed you too! *virtual hugs 'n that*

*Edit* An ignorant, thoughtless query that has been removed

You're opening up a can of worms there.

Thank you Derek.

oh god what did I miss????

the Internet is for drama.

I gave you my hotline number, and Derek indicated that that wouldn't be wise. My loss.

so much for my diabolical plans to flood you with quadriplegic barnyard porn....

thanks Derek, you ruining cunt.

:mad:

I wouldn't have turned THAT down.

Yeah. Thanks Derek. :(

afonso seemed to like it.

*shrug*

now I just feel like Derek is in some sort of secret club that won't let me through the door because my moustache is too intimidating for casual viewing.

/stopfollow:thefrancheye

Well, I know you can't join MY secret club if you have a moustache at all.

well that solves that. I'll remove my moustache when I'm cold and dead. which means never. real goths never die.

perhaps YOU need therapy???

www.chaetophobia.com

Nostache

gtfo! that's my area code. let's do lunch. or dinner rather. *I* have a job.

I don't care so much for Facebook. mostly because my mother has a hard time associating all of my quadriplegic barnyard porn along with the picture of me making love to a knife....

:(

loop. loop. loop.

Can't make up my mind...raspberry téa or cranberry téa ?????

I think Kpop is taking over my head. I can't stop listening to Girls Generation. someone help me. The new boris album may sound good to me next I listen.

That Boris album is awesome. Your ears must be broke.

fui programado
para me vir
vou fazê-lo a sorrir

nik is stalking my tumblr.

Are you following me or something? I MUST KNOW.

You can only upload one mp3 per day.

However feel free to type out what you would like me to say and I can record it tomorrow!

Okay I will do that tomorrow 4 u.

I'll delay and reverb kill yourself so it's all epic and shit.