Shit I'm still hungry. All I had for breakfast was like four glasses of juice for detox. I need food.

Wow, I've never tried that. still, I can't bother to leave the house right now, even though I'm only like 5 miles from Fil-A-Chick

You have to. Trust me. You will never eat waffle fries without it ever again.

Oh man...there's probably not any food here...so if I need to eat again today...I'll definitely be trying that.

Yeah, so I'm totally going to dye my hair green again in about 2 weeks. Properly dye this time of course.

my dad made me a dish that smiled at me.

...That sounds undercooked.

Is that a Starburst?

two fried eggs and a spinach burger. he added a carrot nose and a piece of pepper for the mouth. i might even post a picture later if i overcome my after dinner-laziness.

Butter maybe?

These brownies are delicious.

Butter-flavored starburst.

Lemonade was on sale, $1 for a half-gallon. Cheap 10%-juice Minute-Maid lemonade, but...a fucking dollar. And you all know that stuff still tastes good.

i love the lemonade that you buy frozen. i used to blend it up with strawberries or raspberries.

i woke up at fucking 2 today.

life is incomplete without polynesian sauce.

i love calling in to work!

Please carve this into my gravestone.

And I woke up at 2 today, as well. I have to be up at 9 in the morning. I'm so fucked.

I'm not sure whether that's totally wonderful or disgusting.

Gawd, I've listened to "Private Eye" by Alkaline Trio about 20 times in last two days.
"New year's ever was boring as heaven, I watched flies fuck on channel 11"

i fell asleep with bright eyes on a loop. i can't listen to anything else.

starbursts, more like diabetesbursts. those things are too sweet for me.