Is it me or he has the look of someone who's having trouble with a big schlong entering his sphincter?

he doesn't seem to mind though...

That's exactly what it looks like!

It seems that way.

I jsut have to intervene here... cryptowonderdruginvogue, no hard feelings, but the pic was jsut begging for all of this :)

and now, on with the reaming...

pun intended?

We're just a bunch of bitches that's all.Now,show me your cock and i'll show you mine.

You guys crack me up......nice work.

I didn't even realize it was a pun, good eye there :)

we aim to please...

You go first, old man.

Old men can wait diaper sniffer.

yeah hayden, don't you know porkmarras is trying to convert me? haha

Successfully it seems.

Ha.

It would still take a while to convert me I think... I mean, get me drunk, who's to say, but for the most part, I love the vag :)

He doesn't really seem that opposed to it....that's what we like to hear.

for some reason, gay guys seem to love me. since you all are of that persuasion, could you explain that to me? :)

Date raping?

it's not rape if you say yes :) haha

Do you know ALL the gay guys?
*looks at him suspiciously*

Hmmm, well you seem like a pretty nice guy.....not a bastid.

Exactly.It takes two to tango.

Hey oh!

One Of Us! One Of Us!

"are you tyrying to seduce me?" :)

You now have not one but two gay posters who have set their eyes on you.It takes a crowd to make the man.

Three now!You are surrounded.Ha!

Are you seduced?

Let's get him!

It's over dude, just enjoy it.

ahhhh! haha

my mom would kill me :) hahaha

actually, i did. that picture is 2 years old.

wallah! white!

they are called braces, its for people who have fucked up teeth. it like straightens them or some shit.

only if you let me kick you in the ovaries <3

none taken
i knew you guys would have a field day with it
i dont get butthurt over things people say on the internet

now that you mention it...

Ok guys.You hold him while i stick the big pork chop up his arse.Ready?

yeah, I figured you could take it like a man, but me with my fuckin' conscience, I had to say something... :)

well, it was nice of you
so thanks

it would be a first for me, but I'cve had a lot to drink, so hopefully it won't hurt to bad :)

that's the problem, if I was gay, I'd always be the bitch... :)

Momma ain't here.....she'll get over it.

hey, no problem :)