I mean, I have ONE in my back pocket, I just hang on to it for emergencies tho...

Post it then.That'll be the leap from unknown hunk to notoriety for what i know.

wow, I didn't know such a thing could make somebody notorious :)

Ask that to John Holmes or Rocco Siffredi.

how do you get a job like that?

Ask them.One of them is alive but i'm not telling you wich one.How many inches,by the way?

haha, wouldn't you like to know...

Yes.I've just asked you.Now,can i get an answer please?

I don't know if I want to, since you are probably wackin' off over there, and that sort of info might just finish you off, and I don't think I want to be responsible for that kind of mess :)

I think i already posted about the state of my right hand,didn't i?No wanking for a week.Again,how many inches?And no lies.

6 1/2, slightly above average, but not porn star material :) haha

That's acceptable.Any photos?

ain't got any, what a shame, huh? brb, gonna go grab some Capt. Morgans, Diesel's got me in a drinkin' mood :)

See you on the dark side.

this is for all of you foot fetishists/people who keep asking about my feet.

People actually ask for it?

you'd be surprised.



i got so bored during the power outage i drew all over my arm. as you can see it is beginning to wear off but it was really fucking cool.

That pushed me over the edge.

candyflippin' 2 years ago.
i was pourin water all over myself trying to drink it.

One more to Diesel's 1000th post. Make it count.

And nice drawing, Cantankerous.

nice feet :)

What a lovely punchable face that you've got.

welcome back pork...

Annoying you mean?

I hate it when people NEVER make normal faces in pictures. I mean, it's cool every now and then to make a funny face, but if they do it for EVERY pic, then you begin to sense they are really self conscience about how they look.

*hugs him*

Also,what's wrong with that woman's teeth?Did she eat too much liquorice or it's just plain bad dental hygene at work?

hahahaha

nice orthodontics. you, on the other hand, could use a good whitening.

haha, ouch :)

smee in hs

do you mean you are taking a break to drink, or just a break from drinking?

in addition to a whitening he could use a kick in the teeth but i thought i would be nice.

Knee in the mouth will do.

it took days to understand that little voice in the back of my head,now i know it screamed "andy milonakis".i can sleep well tonight,yayyyyyyy!round of applause.

plus, who wants to fuckin whiten someone's teeth? kicking is just more fun, there's no two ways about it...

*clap clap clap*

well after he gets his ass whooped he is going to need some good dentistry.

man,i think you won our monthly "as many quotes as you can" contest hands down ;)
----talkin'to afterthefact----

haha, true true...