eh, i've dealt with rags galore. buckets of them.

in fact... ha ha ha never mind

cramps suck eh? im fucking lucky to be a dude

try massaging your achilles tendon, i swear it works. look for the painful spot & work on them. usually it will concentrate on one side over the other.

this is no cure-all and won't give you a hysterectomy, but it helps

thank you, i'll try that before i break down and get into my pill stash

no, but i could shove my toe in your anus-- with sufficient force, and enough aim, and some boots for sure, i think i could make it work.

ha ha, eh, i yam what i yam

holy shit i think it worked

thanks a million!!!

i'm gonna go jam now

it doesn't last forever. so make the goyfriend earn his perks.

Cantanky IS this thread.

Yes I do.:D

Is Satan the former Cantankerous?

the pain of menstrual cramps and your uterus sloughing off it's inner layer of flesh is proof for some people that god punishes women for the transgressions of eve
and it is also evidence AGAINST an Intelligent Designer, for it is not so intelligently designed.

how is it not intelligently designed? what if period blood came streaming out of their noses? or their eyes? nose tampons would be pretty obvious

how about if it didn't come out at all?
that would be pretty fucking awesome.

it would probably as normal as a cold or something if it was that obvious, and not coming out of an organ associated with (ew!) sex ;)

an intelligent designer would also not have placed it all so close to the anus, you know. infection and disease baby.

but we are all descended from the primates baby

a slightly different placement might also end a lot of confusion for inexperienced young boys who don't get to see porn for some reason.

i got it. the navel would have been perfect. right?

yep, and short tops would reach a whole nex level of 'sexy'

i want to wash my imagination with soap now.

messing around

^^^
hahaha
great pics

I think I actually look decent for once so here

Oh, you're so cute, dear. When will you come to the states to see me?

awww.

you look like at least three people i know in this picture.

 

trecking through the forests of Vietnam (Surrey)

lol @ the british heat wave.

We are not used to the heat miss phoenix, we are more accustomed to cold overcast days.

Today seems a bit better though, it's supposed to rain! I hope it does.

awww. I'm not making fun really. It's just one of those things. As ridiculous as my winter vs that of england. There is no competition either way.

twas a nice day, though the heat wasn't the probem for me, it was the hay fever, i was sneezing like a motherbitch all day long

 

later apparently it was so hot the abs NEEDED to come out

 

Deliverance, Merton style.

Swooosh! What, sorry?

think I've finally got the hang of how to up pics properly.

Already posted somewhere but it kept disappearing.

17th birthday:

looking like quite the fox there mr demonrail

You rocked even at a young age. Great picture.

Tuesday (SY concert day) with my best friend. Fuck I was tired that day, 2 days with no sleep prior to these photos being taken =\

she looks better than you :D.

probably because she showed teeth

Dude, I fucking LOVE OASIS!!!

Let's hope the front side of you doesn't take after your amp.

just found this one from our last gig..