i really dont tell things to go to hell... but i hate belts man

its asscrack all the way

things that can also go to hell:
capris
shorts on men
shorts on women that are longer than crotch length (unless they're fat, then they need to wear pants 24/7)
athletic/running shoes
khakis

much more, floyd's on TV so i gotta go cause i missed it earlier.
12:00 = start of all night wii battle.

I hate falling down pants worse, though. On me, I mean. I hate tugging them up all the time. A lot of my jeans and cords start out at the beginning of the day snug enough to hold up but after a few hours, I need a belt.

I never get to that point. Not after the one time my parents made me go to this Christian camp when I was 9, and didn't pee in their disgusting bathrooms for 4 days.

What channel?

What about capris on men? Wow, I saw a lot of that in Florida last month. That is a weird look.

Ouch.

It wasn't so bad. I honestly don't know how I did it, I really didn't need to pee. Mind over matter.



I don't remember when this was taken. And from the look on my face, it is probably a good thing.

Alex, was this before the invention of the tree? honestly, 4 days is disgusting and really not good for you

I know. Looking back it was idiotic. But I was 9, and stupid. And look at me now ^

"Excuse me. Do you have a restroom so I might relieve my bladder, which was badly damaged during a traumatic childhood experience?"

Nine years old is the age of stupidity.

i pooped my pants when i was 4 or 5... i remember it. it was a hot day and it was in my parents car on the hot leather seats...because i was at a friends house all day and i didnt want to go in his bathroom.

I did that at a target when I was little. Don't remember what age. I totally ruined those power ranger undies though. It wasn't that traumatic, though. It was really hot there...so I just sweat out all the bad shit.

Do you remember kids wetting their pants in elementary school? Sometimes you'd look over and there'd be this puddle under their desk.

I'm so glad I never did that. I don't recall anyone doing it either. Then again, we had a whole new level of potty training.

Maybe it was generational. Seemed to happen a lot with the kids I went to school with, through about 2nd grade.

Worse was when someone would puke, though. Like, couldn't you have run out of the room instead of spraying it all over my shoes.

I have good memories of kids doing things like that when they were older. I think that makes it funnier.

Like this kid that just threw up all over class in 7th grade. No one liked him. It was sad and hilarious.

Or this kid who cried when his fingers got caught between my chair and his desk. He ran out of the room crying "You broke my fingers!" Even the teacher laughed at him.

You're right :D I think that may also be due to the flash on the second pic.

He doesn't, that's for sure.