Speak slow, tell me love, where do we go AH-AH

Motherfuck the holidays. This settles it, from here out, I'm celebrating Festivus by myself for the next decade.

HI IM JAED IM HERE WIF TERRIBELCRAYNZ DRINKIN SUM WIEN. I LIEK TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BANEENEES.

poop

by the way, sometimes when I'm all alone I sing and dance to journey while dressing up like a male hooker inside of a unicorn coated in diamonds and sweet sweet man love .

Whoa...

Oh, wine...

lemon wata y vodka

up yo aqss mothafuckas

WAAAAAAYYYYYYTTT

hamburgers. hamburgers fried in hamburgers: terriblecanyons.

hahahah

i just WANT FREEDOM

FREEDOM

FREEEDOOOM!

i fee like a blak ass ho at choir

SING YO HEART OUT BABY

THATS WUT U HERE FOR

That spiel made me want to watch Friday, or just listen to Smokey's dialogue.

watch you ass some friday boy

I would...but I'm watching Blood Diamond right now...that has sufficient wacky dialogue.

HEY YO DIS YO GRL TERRIBELCRANYPNESIODKLH.

WE HAS NO LIEVS SO WE HEAR DRINKN SOM VODKA WATERS.

supboy?

I think I'm about to dig into the rum once everyone goes to bed. three days without celllphone or internet service.

Jade had the genius idea to disguise vodka in a water bottle.

It actually doesn't taste all that bad with lemon water...

Jade says to par-tay yo ass up, dawg.

I wish I had some of the russian firewater. I'm jonesing for a proper brass monkey.

Jade was thinking white russians. Jade's aunt was thinking cheap wine.

chepa ass wine.

There's like 8 bottles of dank ass wine around here, but I'll stick with the Captain.

if it's some sergio guy's burgundy

stay away.


the captain.


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