if i were a statue i wouldn't be able to type.

I was trying to parody someone else I know who took a SERIOUS picture like this. Hilarious.

I'm a girl in disguise y'know

kk all cleared now.

... racist.

derek, you dyed your hair recently?

skuj is our new cantankerous. JK, BTW.

totally. lacking in the tits, but otherwise spot on

where's my crackerjack box pic you promised?

i'm deciding if i want a pic of my manly/hairy thighs on the interwebs

Just do it.

maybe tomorrow. going to bed now since its 5 am something

me with my beard fluffed up, before trimming it (gots to look professional for the law firm)


Me with my beard trimmed and groomed enjoying a cucumber lemonade


that same day, chilling at the Museum of Fine Arts Houston sculpture garden


me actin the fool/kickin out the jams

did you buy a new purse too, beardshaver?

I've said it before, but Rob must be a totally cool guy to hang out with.

Not "reading Kafka and sipping Earl Gray" but more of a "kicking the trashcans and getting high and listening to rawk music" style.

^^^ I wanted to say this, but the notion of beard trimming makes me furious.

why would you?

how could you?

why how why?

I gots to keep the shit trim for I deal with a lot of the attorney's clients and they are all rich ass snooty fucks.

Crackin' eggs of truth up in here!

Yeah. That is a pretty gnarly scar on my wrist. Don't act like you don't notice it.

Don't be gayyy!!

Youre so cute!!!

I'll consider it if I don't get laid after my first year of college.

:(

Not religious at all, but this is from a family photo of the last time I went to church. You've all seen my brother, however, I'd rather keep my mother's image from the dishonor of SYG.

Sexy.

what happened to pbradleys arms?

they are there, you just can't see them behind his finely-crafted moustache and beard.

OMFG hotness embodied. You make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

FAMILY-ALARM (again)

it's ok. I'm alone.

first reaction: WHAT THE FUCK?
second: oh...I understand..

he he

now yr just going too far.

I can't help it if i'm horney. help me GAWD.

+ It strikes me that we're all a bunch of pretty much fuckable gentlemen and ladies. Or maybe the ugly posters don't post their pix on here; that's more likely...

that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

no
you posted yr pretty face on here
and
mmm
i printed the pic
and have been masturbating frenetically to it every day since then.
sorry.
But you should be aware of the dangers of posting yr pic on the interwebz.
gmku warned you....

:eek:

ha ha
i'm just begging for attention, that is all.

ha ha
i'm just begging for attention, that is all.

bahahahaha IRONICALLy the above post was posted twice. ha the irony, the sarcasm.