I think I've come to terms with the fact that I'm going to be one of those old people that hates everyone and everything, but I think I've also realized that those types of old people only act that way because it's funny. So it's a bittersweet revelation.

I LIKE TO EET, EET, EET, EEPLES AND BANEENEES.

true story

really? cause i like to OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOOS
no wai

PUSH ME
AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME
TIL I CAN GET MY
SATISFACTION. SATISFACTION. SATISFACTION. SATISFACTION.

i like tomove it move it

e'rybody in dis bitch gettin tips'

looking for netowkr
just seartching for a signal

you have to ight to stay in control of the siutation!

oh god i cant type

kasnhrkpskerl

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Katy just told me to go swim in the vaginal sea that is my mother.

The only thing more senseless than gibberish...a Gertrude Stein poem:

A bag which was left and not only taken but turned away was not found. The place was shown to be very like the last time. A piece was not exchanged, not a bit of it, a piece was left over. The rest was mismanaged.

that makes no sense to me.

I have discovered if you replace important words in stupid pop songs with the word "anus", lulz will ensue.

"I wanna hold your anus"
"if I were an anus, even just for a day"
"hey hey you you! I don't like your anus"
"hit my anus one more time"

"you have to fight to stay in control of the anus"

Or change "wand" to "wang" in Harry Potter.

I saw that somewhere a long time ago.

wave your anus sounds like an anal cunt song.

I SEE A LITTLE SILOUHETTO OF AN ANUS

and she's buying a stairway to anus.

"I'll be...wrapped around your anus"

"I will go in this anus and find my own way out"