my hair's grown pretty slowly in a month. it's normally the opposite.

Let's make it to page 666 by the end of the night.

GOAL

that this thread hwasn't reach it yet is kind weird.

My one and only desire at this moment.

People are too busy posting pictures of themselves.

i haven't posted one in a while.

i want some fucking chinese food.

What the fuck. I have absolutely no food in my apartment right now.

Those pictures just killed my perfect ambiance.

i have food, but i have to cook it.

NO WAY.

or triscuits, wheat thins, or granola bars.

jesus christ.

i guess more wine for me.

NOW YOU KNOW MY PAIN.

must feed.

Everyone within a 10 mile radius is gone for Christmas, got a light buzz going, and playing lo-fi punk.

But now, no food.

i'm eating feta cheese from the carton.

a moderate ftw.

acoustic, i want your christmas lights!

Eesh...I don't know about that. Maybe with the right wine...

And yeah, they're not Christmas lights. They're all-year-round lights that happen to be up during the holidays.

TOASTER STRUDELS FUCK YEAH

'MERICA FUCK YEAH

fuck yeah

toaster strudels coming to save the motherfucking day YEAH

no kidding

There's enough sugar in the damn things to keep me running for a good solid three days.

I don't see how Pop-Tarts can still exist after Toaster Strudels. Clearly, we have a winner.

Me either.
They're the cheap alternative.

vanilla milkshake poptarts are still godly. plus, toaster strudels have trans fat.

i'm a purveyor of both, though.

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