....and turns on yr "heartlight"

the reach around?


(i clipped this snapshot out of the paper on June 9 to give to my friend the supreme laker hater cuz I thought he'd get a kick out of it, it took me 10 minutes of google searching to find it here, so laugh damn it!, that shits funny)

those donate money to the poor battered animals infomercials don't work on me. Put down your $100k camera equipment all up in the dirty little puppies face and give the thing a bath. It's like the guy wanting money for the poor kids "this poor little girl has to walk these streets barefoot, in this horrible slum"... bend down and pick the fucking girl UP!

I'm back home, finally

hi....

hi ink

when's your travel due?

Hey ! Welcome back Slavo !

How was your trip ?

I leave for Oz this friday.

let's please not ask ink about [international travel making devices] right now.

she doesn't care too much for them.

thanks!

yr pal in quantum teleportation,

:space:

Fantastic.

I thought she was gonna go to LA? Nevertheless, you must be pretty hyped up, ha?

the future is unwritten.

and yeah, I'm looking forward to it, (very much so)!

hyped might not be the right word, as I've put myself into a zen state.

I am a rock.

whoa.

welcome back slavo!

my sunburn is healing so now i can peel off huge thin pieces of skin. most fun i've had in ages. grossing out little brothers is nice...

so stoked, OMAR SOULEYMAN is playing tonight and i am on the guest list! saw evan parker the other night, Han Bennink tomorrow and then shearing pinx with the rita next Wednesday then we are playing the weekend after.

Enjoy the show !

I've learned today that Guided by Voices are reuniting for Matador's 21st birthday party so I hope they won't reunite only for this show and that they will do a world tour and come to Belgium... Am I asking too much ?

Also, I ordered my ticket for a Caribou + Beach House show in Brussels in November !!! Well, I've already seen both bands once but since they were amazing, I wouldn't mind seeing them again.

"In short, rubbing his moustache against a female's genitals may be a way for a male to advertise his attractiveness."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth...00/8767973.stm

im home... drunk after derby pracitce... anyone got anything new & exciting going on?!

i'm leaving for stockholm on monday! any tips on what to do and see?

lucky you sweetie! have fun! never been, but according to google... try a summer morning stroll in Djurgården, a dip in Lake Mälaren from Norrmälarstrand, or a quiet moment to yourself in Hagaparken! have fun. pics or it didn't happen! ;)

Stadshuset (city hall)



Vasa Museum



Also, if you have the chance, take a detour to Drottingholm palace near Stockholm. Very charming indeed, like Versailles.

i'll definitely take pictures! but before i go i have to go yell at the printer who messed up the large scans i need for tomorrow... stress.

i became a permanent resident of canada today.

nice

Did they give you the "P" or the "T" shirt?
Congrats!

i have GOT to quit drinking tequilla

drunken freak out last night; i haven't had one of those in years.

maybe i should just quit drinking period.

probably

don't be such a pussy. I drank tequilla last night and did JUST FINE.

today is friday. tomorrow will be sunday.

today is summer. tomorrow will be winter.


>>>>>>time warp<<<<<<

sometimes i do understand your sense of humour. sometimes i don't.

what humor and what part don't you understand?

bits and pieces, here and there.

were you not supposed to be in Australia by now, by the way?

i wish i could fight myself already.

This site disturbs me and makes me laugh.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/

I mean, really!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45462

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobar King

 

That beaner Rick Sanchez on CNN keep saying that it's going to start raining oil. Should I put out buckets? Will my roof catch on fire?

I don't really see how it could get up there. Fire and brimstone, now that's a serious danger, of course, as it is known to occasionally rain down from heaven:

Genesis 19:24:
Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

Of course, we don't know if there is oil in Heaven (there has to be, how else could we drive our cars when we arrive in Heaven?), so maybe if a leak occurs there, it might start raining oil down here.

But then, of course, there are no failing British Oil Companies in Heaven who can cause such stupid mistakes to occur, as Brits go to Hell. So I don't think you have to worry about that.

Just tipped over all yr cows (in Farmville) after gankin' all the funky fungi from yr pasture (in Farmville).

from radio, to the video, to arsenio
tell me! yo! whats the scenario?

You're crippled by guilt
Like a blamed dog
She can't control her own body
She must give it to God

I used to think it was funny
But it's very sad
That so many can be fooled
By a poor man in drag