www.thefuckingweather.com

www.whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com

My big toe has been sore for almost a week. Before I got into the bath earlier, I squished it and a whole lot of yellow muck came out. Mah poor toe, what is wrong with you. :(

Is this what an ingrown toenail does? It looks normal. :( Just sore.. and full of junk.

Key to Icons

An A+ is a record of sustained beauty, power, insight, groove, and/or googlefritz that has invited and repaid repeated listenings in the daily life of someone with 500 other CDs to get to.

An A is a record that rarely flags for more than two or three tracks. Not every listener will feel what it's trying to do, but anyone with ears will agree that it's doing it.

An A- is the kind of garden-variety good record that is the great luxury of musical micromarketing and overproduction. Anyone open to its aesthetic will enjoy more than half its tracks.

A B+ is remarkable one way or another, yet also flirts with the humdrum or the half-assed.

A *** Honorable Mention is an enjoyable effort consumers attuned to its overriding aesthetic or individual vision may well treasure.

A ** Honorable Mention is an likable effort consumers attuned to its overriding aesthetic or individual vision may well enjoy.

A * Honorable Mention is a worthy effort consumers attuned to its overriding aesthetic or individual vision may well like.

A Neither () may impress once or twice with consistent craft or an arresting track or two. Then it won't.

A Choice Cut () is a good song on an album that isn't worth your time or money--sometimes a , more often a . Some ()s are arbitrarily personal, others inescapably social. Sometimes one is so wondrous you'll be tempted to spring for the high-priced package anyway. More often it would fit sweetly onto a compilation you can only pray will include it.

A Dud () is a bad record whose details rarely merit further thought. At the upper level it may merely be overrated, disappointing, or dull. Down below it may be contemptible.

A Turkey ({Tu}) is a bad record of some general import, although no artist should be saddled with more than two in a decade. What distinguishes a {Tu} from a is that it's reviewed and graded. I'm aware of no {Tu} lower than D, and a few even get a B, a grade reserved for Voice Dud of the Month, whereas the annual Turkey Shoot works down from B-. But such distinctions are, as the saying goes, academic. In this age of grade inflation, all of 'em flunk.

Do people work in your country today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo7HiQRM7BA

2:21 is when it gets good.

I can barely move.

played soccer wednesday and still barely moving.

it's about to get real for a minute. hova's much ballyhooed "99 problems": why do we care? why was this a hit? it's not a celebration. it's a cry for HELP. dude is depressed, son. don't let that bombastic beat fool you. jay has NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS. who cares if a "bitch ain't one." DUDE HAS 99 PROBLEMS. how many do you have? five? on a bad day, maybe 12? have you ever tried to list 99 problems? by like 45 you're probably writing "i never owned a sega game gear and have always been mad about it" and "out of laffy taffy :(((." i don't give a damn if a bitch is my problem, at least i've got one problem to worry about. i can write that problem on the back of my hand and not forget about it. jay-z needs a goddamn moleskine to keep his straight. dude probably has a blackberry to manage his drama. who wants to live like that? nobody. and that'

I'm really glad you reposted this here.

Although, it IS completely relevant.

Got back out, back off the forefront
i never said, or got to say bye to my boy, but
its often i try
i think about how id be screaming
and the times would be bumping
all our minds would be flowing
taking care of shit like, hey holmes what you needing
as lifes coming off whack it will open your eyes

As i proceed to get loose
You seem to have some doubt
i feel you next to me fiending getting spacey
with the common love of music
think of this as the sun and the mind as a tool
but we could bounce back from this one with attitude will and some spirit
with attitude will and your spirit we'll shove it aside

soulfly
fly high
soulfly
fly free

Shut your shit, please say what you will.
I can't think. Sidestep around
I'm bound to the freestyle.
Push down to the ground.
With a nova dash but they watch you.
Now climb up, super slide,
the spirits so low it's coming over you!!!

soulfly
fly high
soulfly
fly free

when you walk in to this world
walk in to this world, with your head up high

that's my "it's been 70 minutes on the treadmill, let's do 10 more song".

but although I'm Mr. Healthy, I could sure use having my head high, right about now (at which point I'll slam in some Electric Wizard).

blacker than my father's soul.

there is no fucking music scene in my town. just fucking idiots. bon jovi cover bands.

my friend told me about this guy who whilst hanging out with everyone and not getting enough attention when he said his goodbyes jumped up on top of something and shouted for everyones attention. hey guys! look over here! yo, shut up for a second! i have to go now! i have a photo shoot to go to!

that about says it all.

there is an emo band but i guess i dont understand emo cos everytime they talk to you they at one point mention how emos are a bunch of faggots and how much they hate emos. wtf are you saying this to me for, is it because your tastes are too bland that you pay attention to mainstream music and emo is like in your face making you feel insecure everyday? when i listened to your shitty fucking band it sounded pretty fucking emo to me. just pub rockers working to develop beer bellies. fuck them all.

anyway its not all bad since i stole 2 gtrs, 150 watt amp and a expensive pearl kit off some of them. haha.

Hypocrite

not by my standards.

i'd like to see you suceed just once at flinging a bitchy comment at me, so then you'd be satisfied and shut up, but you have yet to manage it and keep falling flat. so very boring.

Isn't your political stance one of altruism?

Pathetic

in this specific instance, the previous owner of the equipment cost me over 300quid and the misfortune of being my roommate.

altruism yes. that means stealing from certain quarters. like scamming the brew to survive or something. doing fraud or dealing weed. these are all perfectly fine.

you cant just have blanket ideals for every situation.

doesnt work like that.

now enough please. im not going to get dragged down into your little squabbles anymore. no more replies to you about anything ever kthxbye.

But then you also don't work...

haaa haaa haaa-- awesome

I'm going to go celebrate Bono de Mayo....in style.

tacos, here I come. and by come, I mean, all over the place.

fuck, I love tacos.

You're all racists.

WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA

Message asking for $6000.

hi there mr derek,

I try to add you as a "friend" here but it's a no-go... aaarrrrgggghhh - man, I am so sorry but this fakelook land will not allow me to have more than five thousand "friends" so can you please go to this page:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/mike-watt/283656556276

and click "like" maybe? I don't know what else to do. please know you don't have to... look, in my opinion there is no difference - I don't like there being groups of people being called "friends" and "those that 'like' what I'm doing" but that's how this place works. for me, I just wanna let you know what I'm trying do w/the bass and I treat everyone w/the same respect, the same respect they're showing me so this "friend" and "like" stuff seems silly and strange but that's the way it is here.

I think about it, you know: "I can 'like' what he's doing and not his 'friend' - what?" and it weirds me out, like some kind hierarchy I'm forcing folks into which isn't anything I'm about. I hope you understand. I don't what else to do.


sorry from mike watt

thank you for your kindness

hahaha old people are cute when they takes intynets 2 serious

There are 52 days until
Friday, 2 July 2010.

Massive Attack (twice) - next week!
Brian Jonestown Massacre - June 22nd!!

omsbj!!1! summergasm2010



***added Mike Watt as a like

 

I think I need to masturbate (twice) - NOW!

u are supposed to say summber

It's not The Beatles is it though? Hey have you heard their new song? It's called 'space/Floating Slowly's Life'. I think it will probably say something about you so I think you'll like it.

I only listen to bands that do druqs. do the beables do that?

OHMAHSWEETBABYJEEBZUSSUMMBRERGAMS2100!!

floso, i love what you have become. i hope whenever im 30 i can still appreciate the joys of summbergasm!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 with everyone of the 1's counting.

You won't. You'll be living in the streets when you're 30.

I'm long past the 1's. I'm on 8's. it's a sideways infinity.

as in, "I <888888 mah baby"

ps: I'm still 7 and have never changed.

this is my syg face:

did you message him? that sounds like a deal to me. and you don't even have to get naked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScB5FuQCIk

I love this video so much.