Yes, I'm amazing. You wont report me for having another acount will you?

I put my Gold Strat on ebay best offer thingie.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=009&sspagename=STRK%3AME SE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=190097171446&rd=1&rd=1

Ahahaha rip off.

Regardless of what it looks like, it is a nice guitar. I'd keep it if I could.
It's gonna go for cheaper probably with the best offer option though...I'm still doubling what I paid for it.

Sold it yet?

How so? Hell I might even buy it.

It's gone. $420 and I paid $200 for it.

Haha, I love Ebay noob ownage.

I need another Jazzmaster and a new amp...

I just discovered that DDDDAA is extremely fun and amazing

I'm a Fender Jaguar queen - own a sunburst one. It's gorgeous. One of the board members here has cranked out a few riffs on it, too...

Oh, spill! What boardie is it?

Another amazingly random post.

How is that random buzzo?

Oh, damn, i didnt read his whole post properly. thats okay, you can slap me

*slap*

I'd happily tell you, but the person involved would kill me. Damn university professors, think they're so clever and everything with their Roland Barthes books and signed Avril Lavinge albums. I'll show them all. Show them all!!!

Was it demonrail666 or whatever?

(me whistles nonchalantly, thinks 'hope some person in East London isn't reading this...)

EDIT - yeah, it was him.

Shock! Horror!

That's true, but leave my signed Avril stuff out of this!

OK - when I waved my guitar around in the presence of demonrail666, his signed Avril stuff was nowhere to be seen. (Will this do?)

You should've peeked under my pillow.

Anyway, discovering that I really never will master barre chords, I have to say that a RAT turned all the way up does a very good job of covering up a million and one inadequacies.

Well, the vast majority of metal bands use power chords, so if you can play those OK, you're halfway there. There's also the Magic Markers option, whereby you just turn everything up, throw the guitar around, scream and record the resulting mess.

I think the latter option might be EXACTLY what I'm looking for.

Or you could record silence, like John Cage.

I tried that, I couldn't get the right tuning.

You could also do a Blixa Bargeld, in tuning your guitar to a dissonant chord, and then thrashing around on it whilst looking cool and German.

Now THAT idea I like a LOT!

Here's my guitar:

You need as guard change!

Bump. Made up a tuning today, it's
EACGBB<-this be is sharp, don't have sign on the keyboard.

uhh sorry thats

FACGBB<-this be is sharp, don't have sign on the keyboard.

b sharp?

are you sure?

Thats... dischordant!

Yeah? Why?

i didnt think there was a B sharp?

yes. high E to b sharp

B sharp = C natural
C flat = B natural

okay?