well shit. I was going to transcribe the entire Celebration of the Lizard but now I'm fucked.

I was rather proud of my poontang blues/build me a woman/sunday trucker medley in the dildoze 'n dollz thread.

plz accept liek a boxx instead.

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

The leaves are twirling in the cold, twisting like our souls. Together alone. The trees are burning like our minds, repetition known thru time. Romance headache Wine. Shine. Burn. The wind sent me your scent. It returned my sigh, Homeless don't cry. Loveless fade not die.

The breeze passes thru the machine. Terrorists facade fear mongering. Buy consume loiter smell sex perfume passion buy buy buy. Fall is here, summer gone, winter near. Fall is here, summer gone, winter near, fall is here.

They were all my friends and they Died!

the world is just a sphere
no bigger than the balls you suck

i don't suck no balls, but i do chew on wrigley's spearmint gum stix

applied to me then-- does it mean the world is flat?

that reply was awesome. i dont think i could have asked for a better response

The world moves on a woman's hips
no bigger than the balls you suck

i
hate
the
way
you
love

pt 1 or pt 2?

Unlike Buddy Guy who has
decimated the riff bat with one
hypertonic
note
lead on
lead on

I got to peek at where the sun does not shine she forgot to close the curtains how kind I got to mail order x-ray spy glasses I was a normal guy, but... I just want to glance at her nipples they are getting bigger, bigger, and bigger wow, her nipples have tripled in size I was normal guy but... now I'm turning into a peeping toooom

I need a fix cause I'm goin down

Listening to you, reminds me of
A motor’s endless drone
And how the deaf are so damn lucky

pt 1, i'm pissed

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
I'm gonna stab your kissy, kissy mouth
It's been a long time coming

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy heart
It's been a long time coming

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
I'm gonna burn your kissy, kissy claw
It's been a long time coming

I'm gonna burn your kissy kissy claw
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy heart
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming

It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming
It's been a long time coming

I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth
I'm gonna stab your kissy kissy mouth

When routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And resentment rides high
But emotions won't grow
And we're changing our ways, taking different roads
Then love, love will tears us apart again
Love, love will tears us apart again
Why is the bedroom so cold
You've turned away on your side
Is my timing that flawed?
Our respect run so dry
Yet there's still this appeal that we've kept through our lives
But love, love will tears us apart again
Love, love will tear us apart again
You cry out in your sleep
All my failings exposed
And there's a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
Just that something so good just can't function no more
But love, love will tear us apart again
Love, love will tear us apart again

I got a fix now I'm goin up

too many crooks spoil the wrath
too many clox on stop
too many pigs at the trough
too many sox on cox

the winner the loser the huppa huppa etc...

i ain't lookin for no fix, i feel bad bad bad and i'm a lookin for a kiss

the new york dolls fuckin rule

one two one two one two titty
i know every nook and cranny in new york city

london fuck you're pissing me off
hollywood amerika ka ka ka




But she just couldn't stay
She had to break away
Well New York City really has it all
Oh yeah, oh yeah

satan is a punk rocker
satan is a punk rocker
satan is a punk rocker now

We can lock away the bad memories together,
Close the doors to the past forever.
Watching you touch,
We're past this much.

I'm alone with you tonight
I'm alone with you tonight
I'm alone with you tonight

I can't always remember what I say,
I can't always take it having to pay
Watching you walk,
You know you're really attractive.

I'm alone with you tonight
I'm alone with you tonight
I'm alone with you tonight

I know it's hard when you have tried,
When the conversations terror, you have tied.
Making out you still don't know,
All I have is alcohol so let me go

and I'm alone with you tonight
I'm alone with you tonight
I'm alone with you tonight

We're Cicone We're Cicone

To live like i wish i had to swim like a fish

i'm free to do what i want any old time

Look at what came in the mail
A scale and some Arm and Hammer
Soul gold grill and a baby mamma
Black Cadillac and a pack of Pampers
Stack of questions with no answers
Cure for cancer
Cure for AIDS
Make a nigga wanna stay on tour for days
Get back home
Things are wrong
Well not really it was bad all along

You take your choice at this time
The brave old world or the slide to the depths of decline

i've been putting out fire with gasoline.

sucker sucker sucker sucker sucker sucker sucker sucker

no stars in the zone
i stay at home
i live on snacks
potatoes in packs

i like to blow

Can you hear them?
The helicopters?
I'm in New York
No need for words now
We sit in silence
You look me in the eye directly
You met me
I think it's Wednesday
The evening, the mess we're in ...

"the waiting is the hardest part"


fuck you i love tom petty

I've tried to understand the ways of men they taught me
They've lost their values as we define a wealth
Semen and blood is all i've got, investments of a future
I'm searching for a new gold yes i'm searching for a new gold

A voice is calling
Move closer to you - yeah

Virile young men run down the street in havoc singing
"I wish to build, i penetrate, i penetrate"
Restricted sexuality gives birth to worlds of terror
And all the time i'm trying to piece new schemes together - help me

Architects erect erections, monoliths are raised
I love the swollen mound i love the swollen mound
All hail the new seed breeding from our hearts and wombs

And night and day run round in circles following sex instinct
Push it between her legs and stretch the lips mother relieve me
Bodies entwined in human tangle at the point of climax
Shoot forth the new gold and at last reason makes perfect sense

I'm shooting, shooting forth
I'm shooting forth the new gold now - ha!

That line cracks me up.

It was long ago
Seems like yesterday
Saw you standing in the rain
Then I heard you say:
I want to love but it comes out wrong
I want to live but I don't belong
I close my eyes and I see
Blood and roses

Head down
Slept in school
I learned to dream
Smash cars with me
I'm near my end
reborn again
Girls are god in life
you're mostly stairs
most always there
something like a dream
something like a demon
sensitive to light
something like a sickness
sweating out at night

one baby to another said i'm lucky to have met you
i don't care what you think unless it is about me
it is now my duty to completely drain you
i travel thru a tube and end up in your infection
chew your meat for you, pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours

i

like

you

"save yr boredom, i'll try it all, i'll be fair, like a crook...

it looks and feels great but look at what its doing to you but thats ok cuz look at how it feels"

sleeping late i hear the sad horns
of labor truck sigh
my neighbor walks by
high heels click dry
like half a proud horse downbrook
i hear somebody's babbling i mistook
for a cavalry whispering victory
to the sparks in their kindling
but but all their green wood's wet and unmet
as of yet by the gases of flame
pressing again the pending physics
of my passed down last name
living in the tear between two spaces condemned
in one of the many places
you're not i am
hiding from my friends in the bathroom at thrift town
to write this tune down.

(just doesn't stop)

today after lunch i got sick and blew chunks
all over my new shoes in the lot behind whole foods
this is a new kind of blues and what about losing
limb or loved one in a duel dissatisfies you or seems just
as a kid i did not shit my pants much,
why start now with this stuff
and man i do not bluff
second caller gets bit by a dog or jeff dahmer
kisses or stitches no mitt for these pitches
lone pone one master of the cheap pun,
if i'm not raw i'm just a bit underdone
but i'd be okay cool as a rail
if they'd just let us have health food in hell

good heavens background radiation
and the black arts of waiting
not the same since i
switched my hair part and started shaving
got hexed my hidden hair gone corners
oh i'll never be a joiner
life long local foreigner i
raw lung homegrown fake in co-ed naked choir
second tenor highest riser blessed clever compromiser
i'll be proudly mouthing watermelon every song
i put the phone to my ear
but all's i hears a dial tone
will they map my skull and wrap my bones
when my wig is gone hmmm
i'll go unknown by torpedo or crohns
only those evil live to see
their own likeness in stone
my brother said that

i can decide
while i'm alive i'll feel alive
and what's next
i guess i'll know when i've gotten there

just that demon life got me in its swa(y)...

Yes!