I'm tiny (height wise) but be aware, I have some tricks up my sleeve.

nyc in 5 days

wooooo. i have the house to myself for three days or so. bitchin'!

What are you going to do? Stay up late and watch some movies? Popcorn?

I am so there!

i haven't even made a dent in this bag yet and i'm ripped

she should walk around naked all the time.

yes

When I live alone, sometimes I leave dishes in the sink over night. I also leave my socks on the floor. It feels sooo decadent.

wild man

Sometimes I make a sandwich and eat it in the living room!

good heavens!

you're really living on the edge

I just made a fuck ton of awesome cookies!

I am grateful that I can change my own underwear.

i'm lyke gonna have a sleepover and we'll have like a pillowfight and like do our like nails and like giggle. we'll order two pizzas and i'll eat THREE whole PIECES. oink oink, tee hee hee.

...

no, no. i'm going to do whatever i usually do, but louder. maybe nakeder. possibly drunkder. eh.

i'm not pregnant

Give me time. You just got back to NYC.

like fucking hell will i ever be knocked up with anyone's babies much less yours you freak

Ok, we'll meet in the middle: just a non-impregnating creampie.

......what's your sign