I think you've been smoking too much pot for tonight, man.

i had that idea like 5 years ago.

i've got the greatest idea for a hookah too, it could be an octopus and the hoses could serve as its tentacles.

i want this

that is a very unwieldy pipe!

i am a very unwieldy person.

touche'

no wonder you hold the masses in the palm of your long fingered hands.

I'd say at least 1/4 of Australians currently smoke pot, and about 7/8 have at any given time.

that is a fantastic demographic? is the stereotype about alcohol consumption accurate as well?

I don't smoke buds anymore. I used to smoke an eighth or so every day. Then, I cut down. Weed is a boring drug.

well come on, heroin isn't for everyday.

Heroin is a drag too. Yay is my favorite. Amphetamines are nice too so long as it isn't meth. I don't know. I like to smoke weed but it makes me stupid. I get burnt out too fast.

did you get a lawyer yet?

I can't afford a fucking lawyer. I don't think it's worth it. I did it. What am I supposed to say? "I'm sorry officer, I didn't know cocaine was illegal."

being burnt out sucks (and is the source of my temporary mental retardation, i discovered.)
i don't like or take a whole lot of drugs, as one might suspect, particularly any sort of stimulant. i like painkillers and hash and alcohol. that's about it really.

well no, but you can negotiate your sentence or maybe even have it thrown out on ome technicality. don't be a masochist.

i'm not saying that being a cokehead is alright, i'm saying that jail offers you no benefit and potentially a lot of extra damage.

can you get a public defender? at least something. for fuck sakes.

show them your grades-- you still got good grades?

fight, motherfucker. fight for your own ass.

I have alright grades. I don't know. I'm talking to the public defender tomorrow morning before I have court. I hate court.

bring your grades. im telling you bring any kind of proof that you're "redeemable" and potentially useful for society. do NOT let them lock you up.

Alright. Being locked up isn't that terrible. Granted, I've never been to jail but I've been to numerous treatment centers and detention centers. I don't know.
Thanks for the advice, man.

having been to both, even if for a short stay, i can safely say.

jail < treatment center

What did you get arrested for?

posession of a controlled substance