yr wifes hand?

teehee would you liek candeez?

or funny cigarettes?


I have both. this is a serious offer.

where'd u get that olive green blanket?

she thinks she got it at target but it's been a few years.

does it excite you, dave?

kind of excited by the curls/crinkles/wrinkles its making on the right. they look like something i could stick

An unable-to-focus-crappy-pics-taking iphone?

I believe it focused rather nicely on the blanket.

but yes, the optiks are trrrble.

guess what's back inside my pocket.:o

a lizard with an exoskeleton?

im not surprised. at all.

your couch has a buttcrack.

I see how that might apppear to be so, however the buttcrack is facing the wrong way.

I suppose I should have put more thought into setting up the shot.

really, it's all about the Rubber Toy Lizard. in my other pocket, I have Used Panties and Very Large Vibrator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm-4_G0koxU&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=93188243F6D0495F

hip hop - king of genres

I'm daydreaming of New Orleans

dick

edit

i sometimes wonder if these people are worth saving.

i need cash, which item should i return:

depends

how cold is it round yr parts

by parts i do mean yr bits

by bits i do mean yr humpty

the coat goes with my eyes (just in case we ever meet)

i want to keep them both and wear them never.

but i need some cash.

we need pics with you wearing each and one with you wearing neither

only way we can decide

haha only joking

keep the coat its a lovely color (goes with my eyes did i say that already?:confused:)

or better still take some pictures round yr apartment/house/jailcell and we can make suggestions of things to sell

im selling all vinyls and tapes already.
i love the coat too, but im afraid its too elf-like.

i like the dress too, but im afraid its too jennifer jason leigh-like.

my mother is an elf.

that makes me part elf.

racism!

small world

daddy? that you?

nothing small about me my friend

seriously though, when i was born my mama said i looked really short. she asked the doctor if my legs would be long enough to reach the ground when i started walking

when I was born, my mom tried to grab a rock.

the witch coven was too fast for her.

do you live in a hostel nefeli?

wow, what a sentence.

sometimes, i don't know why i do the things i do.

it's called being human my dear.

so the dress should be returned, yeah?

just got this.



love it.

Return it!

oh god no he's back.

thats exactly what i thought too.

Simple minds think alike.

is that not your whole forte?