Well that patronizing baby talk totally wins me over.

I want to insult the person who makes those to his/her face.

You've got 15 seconds, go.

A quarter of your posts are worth reading.

I can live with that. .250 batting average is good in today's baseball scheme.

A quarter of YOUR MOM is worth reading!!...

terribleposts

At least I don't have a two-headed kitten as my avatar.

TWO-HEADED BOYYYYYYYYYY

I AM LISTENING TO HEAR WHERE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

terriblereferences

A I love fall, when love is blossoming as we see with terriblecanyons and pbradley.

Ichabod, what a name
Kind of odd
but nice just the same

pee-pee breath bradley

Fuck you, I post honest shit and get terrible replies.

Life sucks, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!

I think "penis breath bradley" was the most strained punnery I've received. You must try harder.

(where the extra b for breath comes from is only reasonable to the witless mind)

Doctor says if I try too hard I could get hemorrhoids :(

Especially with you in it.

HAHAHA, I just need to laugh.

Just call me pbbradley, madam.

Your sexuality is an eyesore.