yo, i didn't know that stuff you say when you're drunk doesn't count. even if you absolutely mean it, it "doesn't count." ):<

Who do you think the Taliban in Afghanistan listen to before they go out and shoot babies in the head? Or is that something lefties don't like to bring up because it makes a complete mockery of their hypocritical rhetoric?

whaaaa whaaaa pseud leftie whaa whaaa imma virgin whaaaaa whaaaa

All of a sudden, Derek is suffering from motor neurone disease.

HUH?

Agreed, good riddance to most flash sites. About 90% of them can be done using JS frameworks very easily. Then you have shit like http://www.2advanced.com/, which is what my teacher always called "Visual masterbation". I'm all with him there, it's like the website version of Steve Vai.

lol, i can't rep you now but i will one day

i never noticed that justine joli has a mole on her ass before....

need language help:
is this sentence grammatically correct (yes, no english speaker here)?

"my tongue is made for loving you"

Yes. Though it's a little weird. And you need to punctuate, i.e., you need an initial capital letter on "my" and a period after "you".

thanks.

well, it's for "arty" text.

really, actually.

Sure, poetic license.

well, i had such thought or actually phrase in english suddenly in mind and i knew where to add it.

so, alles gut.

Fuck...I really hate not havin' a job. It's too fuckin' boring n shit.

i always feel like that until i get a job, that's waaaaay more boring

i work hard at staying unemployed

me too I love being retired.....

Unemployment does have its virtues.

I have the best of both worlds. Substitute teacher. I only sub at one school where all the kids must behave or they will get carted off to detention (which is in the prison), maybe one or two days a week at $70 per day.

I dread retirement. One, I'm afraid I won't have enough money and will have to work at Wal-mart. Two, I like structure--and am terrible at creating my own.

i'm terrified of redundency; with a shitter job I wouldn't get half the premium gash i'm currently getting.

I'm bored, and lonely.

i might be moving to seattle!

Quote of the day: "I think it was built in 1904 - That's almost a hundred years ago"

tomorrow shall have shitty day at work. due to spending time with da boss.
shall have hungover for that.

i have class at 8:10

it is 12:31

fuckadilicos

it's alright mate.

imagine tripping and seeing those two standing back to back

throat

the time/space continuum would split, bro

summer is readyyy when you are
I'm ready