that's easy if your name is bob, but long hispanic names require humongous bladders!

fucking a. thanks dude. new movie for my "to find" list.

Hadoken! Hadoken!
ShooOOryuken!

That Ryu used to give me a lot of trouble!

damn, my earlier longish post that took too long to piece together got buried in the last page. I AM DOOMED!

oh, never mind, wrong thread. i don't hate you or anything.

i applaud you, sir.

It must come as quite a shock to be handcuffed in the back seat of a police cruiser. Perhaps one day a clever perv will demonstrate that pedophiles are not so mindless. “I was not trying to molest a child,” he will argue in his defense. “I was only satisfying my fetish for roleplaying cops. After all, if I were a pedophile, I certainly would not be hanging out in a chat room. Everybody knows that these chat rooms are inhabited not by little girls but by detectives who pretend to be little girls.”

You can almost imagine that the very word “pedophilia” will mutate in meaning. Instead of “sexual feelings directed toward children,” it will come to signify “sexual feelings toward police offers with adult baby syndrome.”

Hahaha! Damn that's awesome.

there. are. no. words.

That chick's cute, why is she trying to look unattractive?

Jesus christ, I lol'd so fucking hard.

Anybody here use OOMA for their phone? If so please feel free to send me a PM to help me decide if it's worth it...

thanks

I like how this strip explains for itself why it is shit.

painkillrs.

Is that a little boy? YOu perv.

listening JOMF with headphones and watching striptease from some strange strange russian channel.

today I rescued a My Little Pony.

it was in the street, next to a dead (and ruptured) possum.

sweet living fuck, I love lost-then-found toys.

a few days ago, it was small frog.

providence shines down on me.

i got drunk during the ireland france game

and i decided, in an insane moment, to forgo my self imposed hermitism

i went out for the first time in over a year

had a good conversation with random folk

i nearly hugged an old friend to death after he agreed with a point i made about reviewers being full of shit, and he continued with an example of mccarthyism.

pie.

i've been very lonely.

still am.

being a hermit aint good for the soul.

pie.

It seems like you've made poor life choices, except for the pie.

Well pie is always above question.

And yeah, I've made some big fuckups other than pie

For an awkward bastard I actually tend to get on well with people

Then you belong amongst people. You are aware that pie comes from people, correct?

I was almost sure that was catsup?

Wait, I think we're both thinking of soylent green.

lily, are you online now? found some doc martens... think i'm gonna get em. they ain't black... a sort of dark burgundy. they are "never worn" , supposedly been sitting in the dude's closet. the soles are brand new though, so if he wore them, it wasn't more than once or twice

. i need some boots for montreal, because i don't want to be sliding around the street like last year, that sucked. slush sucks

Is Satan a raging 'bo now? Is that why she'd know about Doc Martens?

she wears em. i forgot who else does on here. savage clone i bet, i think there was another fem tho

Oh shit, she's just a stone's throw away from being on a lacrosse team and relating to Tori Amos.

i think she likes the cock too much. str8 girls can't wear boots?

If she truly liked cock she wouldn't be bedazzling herself in lesbian flair. Doc Martens are to boots are to lesbians what hot pants are to shorts are to gay dudes.

well when i was in ny i did meet a girl who kind of dressed like lily, and i thought she was str8. my friend later told me she was gay.


you may be on to something

Did she also wear flannel?

no.

she wore some ripped metal / vntg rock sleeveless and a baseball cap. she didn't wear docs tho. they were some kind of nice vntg leather oxfords from what i remember