Urgh starting to feel like Watford are arch rivals now. Gobby cunts.

Anyway, Hoffenheim. Do wonder how they'll do without everyone's favourite wunderkind Nagelsmann when he goes to Bayern this summer

i thought he was going to rb lipstick?

bayern 2 schalke 1 at halftime

im halfwatching so dont ask for details :D

Is it? I beg for forgiveness *bows*

Watford are horrible. One of those eternally boring clubs who get by on being quite well run but have all the personality of an ikea bookshelf.

but they brought snakes!



(also: i love ikea bookshelves. the white ones. they disappear like the helvetica font)



(also this model is only 39 bucks. you can even throw it away when you move)

Nothing wrong with ikea bookshelves, but they're there to support, not be supported.

hahaha

but i don’t support anyone!

i just like them as long as they play in entertaining ways...

can’t say that of watford. but the snakes were hilarious

anyway speaking of entertainment, what do you think of king le... i mean sarri? his team fucking him? man city 5 chelsea 1 today? or surprises?

Chelsea do have a reputation for screwing their managers but so far Sarri's hardly done much to suggest he can turn it around. Maybe Hiquain's the answer but they really need to get the best out of Hazard - and he's notoriously streaky at the best of times.

i feel sorry for the old man

anyway you guys need to introduce var

that dumb ref carded son for a penalty on him lololo. yes?

I'm not watching it but I agree in principle about VAR

it’s been a lively and eventful game so far—be sure to catch highlights!

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spurs 3 lezter 1 in the end

3-0 at 18’

not 5-1 yet....

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i wonder if they’ve made him cry in despair

They're certainly making me cry. My closest Fantasy Football rival has Aguero and I don't.

Did you out Higuain in?:D

Trust me to fall asleep and miss the whole thing. Gotta love Aguero in more ways than is right for a straight man to love another man.

man i expected 5-1 they made a fool of me with that score

I didn't see it. Were MC brilliant or were Chelsea just awful?

both

Either way it looks like Sarri-vaderci

my talking heads are saying it’s some players that gotta get the boot

don’t know which ones but sounds like a bunch of cunts

Yeah, I'd agree with that. Don't like this idea of players downing tools cos they don't like the manager. Football has changed in that the manager has to be seen as a mate to players. Take managers like Klopp and Solskjaer the dynamic is different. Players are far too sensitive for sure (sorry if that makes me sound like an old man). Mourinho and Conte have shown that I think. You can't see Clough or even Ferguson being able to be the managers they were.