You never learned?

I feel like I should take you to the park and teach you and buy you an ice cream cone when you ride without training wheels. :(

Somehow that would seem more appropriate coming from a 50 year old, Danny.

Just learn how to ride a real bike.
Or go to Clown College.
Or just cut to the chase and start wearing Depends, sweatpants and Velcro shoes.

Those adult trikes are stoopid.
Especially the "high performance" recumbent ones.

I'll come back here in 34 years and say "I am 50, what the fuck are you on about?" and you'll look sooooooo stupid.

Assuming you live that long.

34 years time? Don't be silly. The guys from Sonic Youth don't have that long. This board will be kapoot before then.

Got something planned?

Of course not, but you strike me as the dangerous type.
You know, making enemies left and right.

Well you just made one more.

Just Because I am cool.

haha!

Yo Slut bag,
Whos this new lumberjack character and what happened to the boy with the acne?... or the boy with the slighty chubby cheeks? or that other boy... etc etc etc

This is Colin. I don't know what happened to them. I haven't talked to them in a while. I'm a playa. What can I say?

heart break. ass leak.

Haha. Sorry, dear.

my, what big eyes you have.

"The better to see you with," my dear.

bunburies overload on the board?