dudette< i totally watched that 2 day ago and nearly lost my speeln.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24zJK...eature=related

the penis awards the points, and then you carry off bloody penis on a stick and march around the town square

I need a second job. I am planning on moving to New York by the end of next summer.

headache & should go to foodstore,
but weather looks blimey outside

Roman Polanski has been arrested in Switzerland for his 70's underage bumsex shenanigans. Anyone up for putting together a defence fund for the pervy Pole?

i think i use tumblr too much, 'cause i tried to reblog this.

Wow, he didn't even get to enjoy the fact that Susan Atkins finally died.

don't bring an od'ing bitch to my house!

You must find another "BAD MOTHERFUCKER" wallet before giving any more rep to her infernal majesty

can't rep :(

I can feel it coming in the air of the night















































oh lawd

someone almost got in a fight with a girl wearing a track jacket. big girl. in a track jacket. i'm not entirely sure what happened. seems begona accused some guy of playing crappy music. he denied it. i pointed out to her that he was wearing a girl's shirt ... which she quickly called him on...something or other happened... i wasn't paying attention. she threatened to break his phone... he threatened to have track jacket hurt her.... still wasn't paying attention. really only noticed track jacket leaving with a pissed look on her face.

"yeah she told me to step it outside. i told her she looked like a hair puller so no because i only throw punches. and i was wearing a $70 shirt. i didnt want her mouthbreathing all on that shit."

I might get a tattoo tomorrow

Please tell me it's the diagram I posted

Not sure yet.

cat is pissing me off

hahahaha

I'll KILL YOUR DOG

So.. yeah, the cleavland show sucked

are you really that surprised?

lol! not at all actually.

A gift for Amerikangod:

What has always bugged me about porn is the facade most girls in porn are able to maintain while in performance mode. The only thing that ever gets me off is those moments of slight hesitation when they're asked if theyre a worthless whore and you see that split second frown or look of pain in their eyes before they catch themselves and go "yep, Im a stupid slut who is starving for ***!...where? everywhere on my face my *** my pussy, ive been dreaming about *** all day!"

I would get off so much harder to this girl crying herself to sleep each night than any of her scenes. I would love to be able to show a girl old yearbook photos of herself and vids of school plays "what a pretty princess you were, who knew that princess would grow up to be a worthless whore!", You look so happy in these photos, like someone with a soul, what happened?

If I ever direct porn I will work as hard as I can to break through the wall porn girls put up to stay sane, who the **** is willing to sacrifice their dignity like this? I'd ******* kill myself if you were my daughter. Make them scream "I have no soul I have no soul! What happened to the little girl I used to be, I could have done something with my life! my scenes will be known for all the emotional pain a girl is trying to suppress coming out in a moan of pure existential despair as I laugh my *** off.

I would love to pretend to care about a pornstars self esteem and true self, find out she always wanted to be an artist and sign her up for an art class. "off to my art class, look out picasso!!! :)" she'd twitter but when she shows up her class is 12 sketchy guys and I'm wearing a cartoonish artists outfit with an oversized hat and salvadore dali mustache. She'd appraise the situation and her face would start to quiver and I'd throw 2k at her feet and tell her to start sucking.


Actually, I'm sure these have been posted before but whatev.

If theres one thing about porn that can annoy me to tears, it's the "oh yeah"'s and the "uh huh"s and the high pitched squeaks. I never listen to porn with sound.

Do porns every have interesting soundtracks these days ?

Not since the late 80's.

im bored/depressed/lonely

boressonely

That was me yesterday. Now I am happy.

The Sounds fucking rocked. Maja is a badass bitch, strutting around in 4-inch heels and doing highkicks.

Howdja like foxy shazam?

Um...we walked in halfway through their set and I didn't get to hear much.. There was far too much ironic facial hair.

damnit. they're really good. lotsa hipsters I'm assuming?

Yes. I didn't hear enough of the bad to make judgement. I was just raging at their facial hair.


I'm sorry...but fucking shave that shit off.

haha, I've never had any idea of what they looked like. all I know is their music is awesome.

I'll get an album and check them out.

I haven't heard much of introducing but I love the flamingo trigger.