the best is Vagina Hero.

You gotta hit that shit deep.

I took yr advice and stuck my penis in the xbox. it started smoking. did I do it right?

you did it right. did the X Box cream run down yr leg once you went balls-deep?

no. :(

I KNEW I should have bought the elite version.

next question: how do I let it down easy? now that I'm finished, it won't stop talking.


also, this just in: CNN makes official FloSlo t-shirts available.

Tell it you already had a date set up with the Wii that lives next door.

ORDERED.

it probably didn't reach the red ring of orgasm.
it needs some extra play.

^^^ oh no, ono!


I've never had an asian. :eek:


wear it with PRIDE, my friend.


fucking shit. I was trying to find a way to work "red ring" into my above posts, but nothing sounded right.

kudos.

two messages for josh:

1. pics! sounds like you had fun. i need it to be sunday right around now.

2. i left you a long user note.

I forgot my Verizon password, so I'll have to reset it to get the pics from my camera. Twas a blast.

:) I saw the note last night. Once again, total coolness.

FTW

Nine Inch Nails/HEALTH tonight!! Won't be posting again until Sunday.

Holla! My fellow SY Gossipers.

yr blood I'll rip yr throat
to drink some blooooooooood

My appeal for a refund for college has been denied.
So I'm officially $1400 in debt.
I guess my grandpa dying and breaking my foot less than 24 hours between themselves isn't enough for me to not attend clollege.

I've got half a mind to take that money they put in my bank account that I have to eventually pay back too (another $1000 or so) to buy shit I need and live with horrible credit, cause I CAN'T PAY THAT SHIT BACK ANYWAY.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

i want to give you a hug.