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Still, great series. |
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Necklace and earings. Earings are cultured. Necklace is just fresh water with some rubies. |
(314): doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
(504): I'm out of practice. be my yoda (314): put your penis in her you must. (513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash (1-513): GO. BACK. NOW. |
I want that giant fucking talking head in my bedroom.
Actually, I want that entire set AS my bedroom. I could show those stupid kids how it's done. |
I feel like such a pussy for not saying hello to my high school teacher I just saw at this new Indian restaurant I just ate at.
Fucking awkward cunt am I. |
i saw one of my high school teachers going into the emergency room of all places.
i think i flipped my hood up and hoped he didn't recognise me. |
Flip your hood up?
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i think i might be in love with iggy.
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My friend is describing "hamburger soup" and "concrete casserole" to me. I seriously feel sick.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansBui-_w80
i find this really really really funny and i don't know why |
i laughed way too hard at that
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Curl in a ball
Grab your ankles Stretch out your back til your vertabrae crack Bend your left knee Leverage is key Fight the gorlax It's the lick your own butthole party dance! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDswUM-GxY |
Last night, I dreamt that my job was to moderate pop star fights/debates. I was so used to that shit, I guess, 'cause I spent most of the dream with my legs propped up on a desk and a magazine in my face.
Things I remember: - David Bowie and Lou Reed having a catfight. A hair pulling, bitchslappin' catfight. - Ronnie Spector beating the shit out of Amy Winehouse. This culminated in Winehouse getting shot multiple times (lolirony?) - Jimi Hendrix just standing there, staring at Prince, going "Not cool, man, not cool." |
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dood. I had a weird dream two nights ago. It was about Taco Bell. The taco bell recently hiked up prices on the value menu by like up to $.30. So I had a dream where they dropped the prices again. |
it was really strange. wtf subconcious.
hendrix and prince were really chill motherfuckers though. |
My best friend tried to kill herself this morning.
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Sorry to hear that.
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aw, that's sad, terriblecanyons. I hope she can get through her hard times.
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Thanks for making me smile for the first time today, satanas.
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you're welcome, i'm glad!!
"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." "I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it" |
"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."
This guy is my fucking hero |
everything he says is so dead on
"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog." |
And this is why I love Six Feet Under.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg |
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i love six feet under. watched it from beginning to finish. when it was on tv.
best opening death was the telemarketer one. |
my friend just called me up drunk and bet me $100 i wouldn't go get married
should i do it? |
marry me.
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you'll have to move here first.
i might rly do it. i need $100. |
where are you located now?
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Oh, you're located nowhere -- I guess we're in the same place already!
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alright someone go get elvis then.
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cansatanerous, I'll marry you, as long as we can have a 3some with apneatic:
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uhh absofuckinglutely.
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Oh wow that girl is just pretty.
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Yeah I don't get into those "alt-model" types usually, but her and Sash Suicide just do it for me.
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suicide girls is lol but she's (apnea) sexy as fuck
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