Sonic Youth Gossip - post comething completely irrelevant!

Dogs fucking suck. They have no regard for personal space, drool/piss/shit all over everything, require constant attention, are dirty, and are generally annoying. I like the fact that if I leave my cats alone for two or three days at a time and leave food out for them, they won't die, shit/piss all over everything, and most importantly don't give a flying fuck.

that's true.

but a cat won't maim +kill an intruder -- unless you keep panthers

did i mention i wanna get a couple of rottweilers at some point?

of course, outdoor-only. no filthy dogs in the house.

Satan

08.27.2009 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

but a cat won't kill + maim an intruder

so? that's my job.

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

not to mention dogs are dumb as shit.

Seriously. They're like having a retard as a pet. Cats are assholes and I love it.

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

that's true.

but a cat won't maim +kill an intruder -- unless you keep panthers

did i mention i wanna get a couple of rottweilers at some point?

Fuck rottweilers, I want a fucking lion. Truth.

davenotdead

08.27.2009 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

so? that's my job.

lol, agreed.

i practically walk around the house with a baseball bat

Sonic Youth 37

08.27.2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Fuck rottweilers, I want a fucking lion. Truth.

Didn't we have a conversation about buying a lion?

MellySingsDoom

08.27.2009 03:01 PM

Ways to derail a convo thread here and just, hell, annoy everyone Part 23:

I liek dawgs.

You may flamethrower me now. Innit.

Satan

08.27.2009 03:03 PM

i like them for five minutes and then i'm like ok go away now.

i do like cute tiny ones though that you can just hold in yr lap and pet away. chihuahuas + pomeranians.

gmku	08.27.2009 03:04 PM

Golden Retrievers rule.

Sonic Youth 37

08.27.2009 03:05 PM

Time for this picture again:

Satan

08.27.2009 03:05 PM

speaking of, i probably hate golden retrievers more than i hate any dog anywhere because of my grandmas goddamn stupid annoying fucking golden retriever.

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Time for this picture again:

I MELT.

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Didn't we have a conversation about buying a lion?

Probably. Yeah, I think we did.

Sonic Youth 37

08.27.2009 03:06 PM

I seem to remember. Talking about the legality/well-stocked pet stores.

MellySingsDoom

08.27.2009 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Golden Retrievers rule.

Dad Melly's last dog was a Rhodesian Ridgeback, who was just luvverly.

Satan - my stepdad once acquired a dog which humped everything, inc. my ten-year old legs. It musta been a queer dog.

davenotdead

08.27.2009 03:07 PM

rather have a Bengal tiger.

since world's ending in 2012.... well i'll be eaten by then anyhow

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 03:08 PM

I'd have have a bigass back yard and shit, and it probably wouldn't be allowed in the house because it would eat my cats, but having a lion would be the coolest thing fucking EVER

Sonic Youth 37

08.27.2009 03:10 PM

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 03:12 PM

Satan

08.27.2009 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

!!!!!!!!!!

schizophrenicroom

08.27.2009 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I'd have have a bigass back yard and shit, and it probably wouldn't be allowed in the house because it would eat my cats, but having a lion would be the coolest thing fucking EVER

i want a zebra

LETS GET A HUGE HOUSE AND START A ZOO

holy shit that would be cool

Satan

08.27.2009 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

i want a zebra

LETS GET A HUGE HOUSE AND START A ZOO

holy shit that would be cool

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 04:00 PM

Satanas, I can never rep you, it makes me sad in my pants.
Jade, let's fucking do it.
Josh, your cookies are ready to ship. Don't be fooled by the huge box.

Satan

08.27.2009 05:05 PM

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

proceed with caution

gmku	08.27.2009 05:14 PM

Holy crap.

Sonic Youth 37

08.27.2009 05:22 PM

Walmart Location: SIMPSONVILLE, SC | From Lucas W. on Aug 07, 2009

LOLWUT. That's the WalMart that's 3 miles from my parents house. Hopefully they'll never be on that site.

davenotdead

08.27.2009 05:30 PM

amazing site.

terriblecanyons

08.27.2009 05:33 PM

Walmart Location: Volusia, FL | From Andy T. on Aug 03, 2009

I'm so glad I don't live there anymore.

Volusia county, I mean. Not walmart. I have never lived in walmart.

davenotdead

08.27.2009 05:47 PM

i know on the site they were making fun of the old guy rolling up his jean shorts, but look at the kid wearing a fucking sheet

schizophrenicroom

08.27.2009 05:52 PM

thats the super walmart on dunlawton

WHY DO I KNOW THAT

schizophrenicroom

08.27.2009 05:53 PM