i almost got slapped in the face at work today, my boss called the police on the guy.

ploesj, what happened?

I have a hole in my gum below the gum line. It hurts super bad. I guess I brushed my teeth too hard and it caused a sore which has been escalating for the past week or so.

what? what's the place you work at?

what is an elvis sandwich? splain.

also re: tat.... tiny star

anngella, mail me yr underwear and i'll clean it for u and mail back. obviously not in time for yr appointment tho

it's a sandwich made from Elvis bread, of course. :rolleyes:

Note to self: Never eat a Jolly Rancher in the shower again.

That sounds dangerous.

I was lucky this time. I once had a horrible habit of chewing gum in the shower...that was dumb.

i didn't ask for a picture of rufio

if λ is a limit ordinal. So

ok. sorry. :(

who else wants to talk about Amy Mainzer some more???




I do.


o, lord...look what I found! http://www.cosmicdiary.org/blogs/nas...mainzer/?p=320

That's exactly what I thought.

i work at a post office, some guy came in complaining because he had sent a regular letter with important papers out to ghana over a month ago and it hadn't arrived yet. he waved the receipt (which only states that he paid for sendin a letter)saying that he wanted his letter back.. i tried to calm him down and explain to him that we can't track down regular mail, and that i couldn't find out where his letter was. i also told him that letters leave the post office the same day they are brought in, so we didn't have anything to do with it getting lost on the way.

he then started freaking, yelled that we never sent his letter and that we probably just threw it away, waved his receipt, yelled that he wanted his money back, and then tried to slap me in the face? this was when my boss decided to interfere, he pulled the guy away and called the cops, who agreed i had done everything i could (i even gave him a phone number so he could make a complaint).

anyway i stayed calm during all of this, but felt pretty shaky afterwards :P

in the states, we call this "going postal". it's usually reserved for the postal workers themselves though.

you can get time in a federal prison here for doing what that man did. well, assuming he actually made contact with yr face. not sure trying counts.

he didn't touch me, so i don't think he's going to be charged. the police guys were very sympathetic though, they saw the guy (very tall and strong-looking) and then me, and spontaneously said 'aw man, why would you want to do anything to her? she did what she could!'

Nobody has said word one about my new avatar. No fans?

I used to think that before the 70's everything was in black and white. and I do mean EVERYTHING.


yeah, here he would have got "freeze motherf'er....don't you mooooove!"

haha!

i guess belgium is a bit more relaxed.

my boss actually sat him down and jus left him tehre for about fifteen minutes until the police arrived. he was just waiting there, because he was so convinced that he was right. funny.

I'm waiting.

hey gmku! nice new avatar!

Thank you. You know who it is, right?

this chick pardis, is a sexy scientist AND a rockstar! hotter then Amy?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardis_Sabeti

pfff fuck an evolutionary geneticist!

I WANT SPACE GIRLS.

but it really doesn't matter. Amy is sooo much hotter. besides, I bet that other hot scientist's band SUCKS ASS.

Amy looks like she only listens to good music. like, the Sounds of Sweet Love Making.

Today seemed like it would be a bad day but it isn't

he looks like someone who was around in your young days, loooong before i was born.

heh heh heh.

that's what i thought. cuz u know, gmku is f-ing OLD.

don't use MY 'pffft' when talkn to me!

space girls, huh? then u must be excited about this movie?!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSQ__QObLqs

peter sellers, mad insane genius supreme,

On Joan Rivers' roast, they said her pussy is so old it has a separate entrance for black cock.

As usual, Rob is smarter than the rest of you.

i'm twenty years old and stupid. deal with it. ;-)

can't decide where to run for lunch and have to be back for 1pm mtg. pffft.

come round to mine, you should make it back in time!

^ minute man

I go to the same place every workday because of this. I'm way too indecisive to pick a new place every day. I'd spend my hour just worrrying about where to go. Dull routine is my friend.

Of course it helps that the place has huge amounts of all kinds of great food.

probs because no one cares

This is a funny video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-4j...layer_embedded

you know, like when you buy new brown suede shoes