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Cool stuff! Is that Mrs next step with you?
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i am a stoned
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nice to see my awesomeness was lost on everyone except the gay contingent.
no wonder you're the only ones with taste around here. |
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I have a buttload of traffic cones I stole with my friend, they're all sitting in my garage. I gave one to her for her birthday. One time I stole a christmas tree and my friends took a bunch of cones and we got pulled over and they were fined like, $250. It was still fun as hell though. |
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it's awesome that "we" stole the cones but "they" paid the fine. |
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Yeah, I know, right? Well, I didn't have the cone in my lap, I guess, so the cops couldn't prove that I was the one who took it. They did search my car but thankfully I dropped the christmas tree off at my house first. |
ZEROpumpkins - only 16? Ye gods, I'm 21 years older than you!
Everyneurotic - What can you do, sir? We should try some William Bennett style NLP on the board :D terriblecanyons - looks like Cantanky, yourself and I could start our own "Cone Club" offshoot here :) |
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We totally should. I have 3 cones myself, plus said christmas tree and a few wet floor/lane closed signs. We could horde our cones/signs together and create a fucking store. |
i don't know what happened to my cones but i don't have them any more.
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We need to get Cantanky some cones, stat!
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We do.
I'll start stealing some and I'll ship them to her house in a huge box marked medical supplies. |
I find it sweet that young people still steal traffic cones.
We had a flashing one in our cupboard which we couldn't turn off. |
oh god. wait til I tell girlgun.
she's ALWAYS stealing cones. /facepalm |
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Good work, mscanyons. The Holy Triangle of Cones will arise once again! ![]() |
hahahaha. WIN.
That reminds me of a giant red shiny ampersand sitting in Macy's that me and schizo plan on stealing... |
I'll distract the staff by tripping over everything (Crash! Break! etc), whilst you and schizo get your hands on the goods. Deal?
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DEAL! One day I'll take a picture of it and post it on here. It is really epic.
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The Triangle of Cones is now a Solid Square Of Cone Awesomeness! |
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They'd probably just give it to you if you ask nicely. Once my dad's girlfriend got her hands on this huge store-display wooden guitar just by asking. They were gonna throw it out anyways. |
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Yeah, you're probably right. I dunno though, that thing has been sitting there for YEARS. |
Do they worship it?
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They could. It's huge. I mean... it's easily 4 feet tall, and maybe a foot thick. And I dunno how easy it'd be to take, it might be super heavy.
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speaking of stealing things
once me and my friend stole a gigantic cardboard jared (the fat dude) from subway. |
well, I once stole a traffic STOP sign and brought it to my campus room, drunk as hell. the next morning I woke up and was like what the fuck is THAT thing doing in my room?
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i ONCE STOLE THE HEART OF A BIG BOOTY LADY
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One of my friends stole a life-size carboard cutout of some wrestler and brought it to college with her: ![]() WHY IS THEFT SO COOL? |
stealing shit is so fun. i don't even mean like merchandise from stores, i mean like mannequins and stuff.
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Has anybody here ever shoplifted? Or stolen from their employer?
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I stole a toy from playschool when I was 4.
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uh yeah, when i was like 15.
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OH HEY I WAS RECORDING WITH MY BAND YESTERDAY;
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it's not stealing, it's fair compensation for all the shit that you have to put up with, including miserable paychecks |
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