looks pretty good

subject change...
I just got a job, woot.

I think the parody threads are funny but when will they end?

^^^ feed the pain imo.


ok. I'm off to play dawn of war on "normal" (read: way too fucking hard to be called normal). so far, I'm 2-0 vs the typical 0-1 that makes me log out in disgust.

good luck dude! For the HORDE!!!!

The gamers of SYG should get a game together. I would love to pwn some trifling noobs.

Anyone have Quake Wars: Enemy Territory?

Anyone has Rock Band on PS3 ? :D

get home. right now. we have business to attend to.

shit i wanna see that's coming out this year:

Miyazaki-Ponyo
Von Trier-Antichrist
Herzog-bad cop, and whatever that one is that david lynch is producing

Anyone have anything to add?

I do... Just not right now. I need to pick it up fromy friends house

Too much parody thread going on right now

amen.

Ps somethingi read on wiki

They have also made an appearance of sorts in the Silent Hill video game for the Playstation. The names "K. Gordon", "T. Moore", and "L. Ranaldo" can be found in a faculty register in the Midwich Elementary School area of the game. At one point, to progress through the game, you have to take a route through "K. Gordon"'s house.

One of my friends is a slut.

Ever know one of those girls who swears she'll be a virgin when she gets married? This is her. But she does everything in her power with just about everyone she knows to test this. She gives numerous guys handjobs and god knows what else (I lost count of just how many guys), she lays naked in bed with them, she lets them finger her, she even hooked up on a plane, but she's the biggest cock-tease I know because she's this little catholic girl who swears she'll be a virgin when she takes the vows. It's annoying. I told her to calm down with the hookups but her excuse was she's 19. Yeah? So am I, but I don't go around washing my food down with semen. I don't hook up with my good friend's ex. And I certainly don't take my clothes off for practical strangers.

She's probably got a lot of STDs. But yeah, I know the type, not really catholic whores, but catholic bitches. They're so phony, it's hilarious.

I honestly don't know about the STDs. What's REALLY funny is the fact she's super SUPER into her religion but she still does this shit, while completely wasted (yet another excuse). Funny thing is she probably isn't as wasted as she tells me because she can recall every minute detail of an encounter. I now know the shape of one of my friend's penis. Thanks.

Hahahaha! That's hilarious. I go to a catholic school, and some girls there (not my friends) are huge sluts. Like we're only 15, and these girls have already had sex with a lot of guys, it's pretty crazy how quick some girls do become whores. It's funny how your friend though is really religious and still does all that stuff

Yeah, I mean she travels all over the world with this religious camp she goes to and she hooks up with guys. She hooked up with a guy on the holy land. She also recently hooked up with a guy in Russia, the same guy that hooked up with her sister when she was her age. Creepy. Seriously, it's a joke. I'm waiting for the day for her to call me up crying cause she lost her virg to some random dude.

catholic girls are bad news. you're hearing it straight from the horse's (whore's?) mouth.

Haha, yeah and the way she is heading, it will be soon. But I'm going to bed now, have a goodnight!

She's "russian orthodox christian". She thinks the russian part gives her a right to get drunk all the time and hook up with guys.

pfft.

everyone knows irish catholic bitches are the only ones who have every right to get drunk and slut it up. it would be criminal not to.

This

Sure, why not. I guess I'm just tired of hearing her bitch and moan about the fact she whored it up with some guy. It's like, you did it, now pay the consequences and shut the fuck up.

or just stfu because no one cares.

4srs. On an unrelated note, my hair is blue/teal and I love it.

I'm watching ghosts caught on tape on youtube. Scary stuff. What's also scary is that joe11121 is 15, but that's a different kind of scary.

all I do anymore is get drunk and watch billy mays on youtube

I think I'll carry on with that now

There are just too many whores, period.

I'm really going to miss my girlfriend.. if we are indeed breaking up.. she was a virgin when we got together. Sixteen. hmm. Now that we're 22-23.. I mean, fuck, any girl I would even 1% be interested in dating in this town that's around my age has already slept with sixteen or so guys!

So.. yep. Single life, whoo. Me and the old lady are going to spend the next few weeks fucking, though, so that's cool.

lol what is it with you and Billy Mays? And actually some of this stuff isn't scary at all, it's faked. Boo hiss.

I feel like I'm the only person I know that isn't a whore

Me too.

Maybe we should get together and make babies.

Don't get me wrong, I've messed around with a fewchicks in my time. But I've never cheated... And I've only had honest-to-god INTERCOURSE with one special girl.

I don't see the point in just, uhm, giving out my body to any random-ass person who has one or two desirable physical qualities. Sure, sex is nice, but I like to be in relationships with trust and emotion. Don't get me wrong, sometimes I just want to fuck hard, but really.. I've messed around with chicks who are total crazy blowjob bitches and while that's nice, it's also kinda just.. eh. I'd rather just jerk off than be in a relationship without a connection.

Also, I just find most people unattractive, in general. I think most people are just kinda gross. I see plenty of cute girls with black framed glasses but I dunno. They just don't tickle my fancy, usually because they're idiots.

But if I compliment a chick and say "you're beautiful", I really mean it.

sex without meaning is like pizza without cheese

I just like having weird sex. My girlfriend knows how to do all this weird shit to make me happy. It's nice. I dunno if the sex is even that "great" in a conventional sense, but the weirdness makes up for it. And every time we fight and every time she acts like a psycopath, I'm more turned on. I'll miss that.. I mean, we probably are having the best sex we've ever had, after 6 1/2 years. I don't think, even if we break up, we'll be broken up forever, or never have sex again.. so I'm not too worried. Still..

Oh wow I forgot I still had pizza...

Here, lemme roast myself:

SEX AND SEX AND SEX AND DEATH

too easy. you forgot "miike!"

on the holy land???:cool:
seriously though, i dont know too many catholic chicks that come here, but the same can be said for all of the JAPs that come here on birthright and such. i really cant stand them and they all come hereto get super drunk and to suck off the soldier that comes on the trip with them.
they, and the rest of the birthrighters/american youth that come here give americans a bad name.
people are always shocked when i say that i cant stand americans, because i am one, but shit we know how to give off the worst impression possible...