you know who fucking rules? the wipers. I've known this for years, of course, but.. I'm playing some of their songs on guitar and I'm just like.. fuck.. this band rules..

honestly... it really isn't foul enough. try harder.

What?

even when people think they're being "naughty"... it's still so... tame!

Oh, you were referring to Atsonicpark. Ok.

Yeah it is no two girls and 1 cup.

so, you made up all this story?

huh?

no.

Oh, and I dunno if we were being "naughty"...

She just opened me up.. literally.. and sexually.

Tonight we fucked and she was saying all this crazy shit.. "Pound my fuckin pussy" and shit.. I was like, "Where'd you learn to talk like that?" She's like "I dunno." It was.. odd. Kinda threw me off but oh well.

well i still havnt had sex with my girlfriend
i dunno whats going on... me and her just dont talk abotu sexual stuff at all

with my last girlfriend we were wild, phone sexing and sexing every minute we were around, nearly sexing on a bus, in a cinema...but with this girlfriend..we arnt even seeing each other nude

Wow, I feel lonely.
(This isn't I cry for pity, I swear.)

Where the hell do I meet a decent man who isn't in a dedicated relationship?

how old are you flop?

21 this month.

oh groovey, how soon?

where are you from?, for some reason i keep thinking your australian but then i dont remember seeing u say anything about being aussie, so im prob making that up

Dec.30.
I'm from Canada! Funny that you would assume Australia. I don't think I've ever pretended to be Aussie.

you should pretend some time, its neat..its what a lot of people do here, some of us pretend so much that they wear the flag as a cape and bash people from other countrys...yehp

You pretend you're NOT from Australia?

lol no i was being silly
we have lots of twats here saying they are so aussie and doing lots of stupid things that arnt very 'australian'

Interesting. We don't get much of that over here.

I thought you had a boy, Floppy?

like, ice skating?

hah somebody needed to revive this thread, its a SYG classic.

uh oh...my girlfriend just msgd saying she is on her way home and that we have to have a chat that is kinda good kinda bad....im nervous now

^strange. good luck.

what could it be...scary..and il have to try act all "yeh i completely forgot we have an important conversation coming up" and be cool...

geez

We(I) usually say that. "Harder" is the precise word.

phew it wasnt bad news
her friend isnt going to drive me back home tomorrow
so i am prob staying another week
i want to stay but im short on funds, she doesnt mind, but i just feel bad.
but who knows
hopefully i do
her friend said she would give me 100$ to get through the week for not taking me..is it bad if i take it?

Yes. Bad. Where the hell are you? couldn't you take a bus to get home or something :D?

did you do it?

and when I say do it, I mean shit.

I hear salsa helps.

girlgun likes steamy german style on her face.

Well, when your heater is broken, you gotta do whatever it takes, right?

yeah, I'm knitting poo-mittens for christmas.

pm yr address and reserve a pile now!

(peanuts are extra)

You are a disgusting, horrible person.

jerusalem;)








i know i sound like an internet creep, but it was a joke.
plus my family lives in canada

I did, for a while.
Then I realized he was slighty too immature. I suspected such a flaw all along, but tried to deny it. I didn't think we really "meshed", either, but also tried to ignore that fact. I said I couldn't see him because I want to be on my own, which is slightly true.
I just wish I hadn't told him I loved him. Somedays I felt it, but it was so forced. Never drop that old "L-bomb" unless you are set on the initiation of a war.
I'm so pathetic. The best feeling in the world is the strong arms of a man holding me while I sleep at night.
Did I mention I wtite fiction-romance novels on my spare time? haha.

Well, shit, come visit us all over here. We're calling your name.

where in canada are you?

I'm sorry, but, I'm a Lesbian.

it's ON.

A lesbian robot.

BTW-How's the weather?

shitty, with a chance of all fucked up.

You keep girlgun all warm, that is the one that matters the most. Just playing well hope things turn out better for you guys.