Like Jonathan Richman?

Or Robert Wyatt?

Someday we'll be dignified and old...

like mick jagger?

No. Dignified. Not ridiculous.

Nor leathery.

yeah, ha!

Or jumping.

i was only half-serious:rolleyes:

With loose chicken skin arms flapping.

Butt of course.

hmmmph.

stop being stuck up, nothing is funnier than a fart.

even in their old age, they still enjoy a good fart.

Oh, I agree completely. If you're, like, 10.

no, farting is universal and timeless. and that is a proven and indisputable fact.

Nobody said that it is about not farting(everyone fucking does Toilette) but not in public.I'm a bit partial to belching though.

While I would never do such a thing in public, being witness to said behavior is, as T&B points out, unfailingly humorous.

Go on, try to deny it.

You can't, can you?

I didn't think so.

As long as the perpetrator is not one of your parents.
Except if it happens at a funeral. Then all bets are off and it's funny no matter what.