Excellent....I just need to throw down a nice jig myself.

Really? I thought I'd heard it before.

Stop being so pretentious about who said it first.

shut up, you pretensious little prick.

Cantankerous has got a little Captain in her.

At least I don't have a vagina.

next.

Come on....don't be a party pooper. You know you want to. I'll even break up some Xanax for you....I get dibs of course.

hayden's word of the day:

pretentious



get a thesaurus

Niiiice. Bring him over. I'm dealing with a case of 24 oz. Icehouse cans which taste like piss.

you don't have a penis either so you can't really say shit.

it could be worse

That's a close call....Icehouse has more booze in it I think. Oh, I don't know.....it's swirling through my brain though.

alcohol is gay

I'm a big fan of cheap beers.

yuengling or pbr anyone?

Fuck you man....I'm gay and I drink. I'll get you yet!!!

Did you just photoshop a pbr into the pic of you with the cigs?

I love Yuengling but never thought of it as cheap....which shows how cheap I am. A sixer is what $5.50?

alcohol always puts a big gay smile on my face and makes me gay and jovial, oh sorry for the tautology

Yuengling here is less than 5 bucks for a six pack...probably like 4-4.50

nope, i had a different top on in that picture.

That is your favorite pose, isn't it?

Do you have one with a penis in it?