i'd have to borrow one from my friend's dad!

do it.

please rob

No, you don't! Do your computer magic on it!
...make it so as only you can, Rob.

http://www.timemachinetoys.com/toypics/friartuck.JPG

look at this stupid shit

Seconded, Catherine Deneuve's beauty is overrated.

hahahah FRAIR TUCK!

when I had a TV show on Houston Public Access we did a segment called "street signs that sound dirty" and one was of a street called Friar Tuck.

It just sounded dirty to me, and we had to come up with a possible sexual meaning for it, so I came up with this.

for priests that wished to have sex but not actually break their vow of chasitity, the Friar Tuck is when you jerk off after having shoved your balls and scrotum into the vagina/asshole of your sexual partner.

as in "giving her/him the ol' Friar Tuck."

that way you could go to confession and tell the Priest yr dick did not have sex with anyone

With my former haircut I was sometimes told I looked like Noah Wyle (I did look like him - which I don't think is too bad).

With my latest haircut I've been told I look like French TV host Arthur or even like French singer Christophe Willem, which isn't that cool (but fortunately I don't believe I really look like them, I think it's just because of my glasses and a somewhat similar haircut).

Haha! I knew you could do it! I see a whole new twist for a thread like this:
"WHO AM I ?"

Rob is so funny

Elijah Wood wen I was younger.

I went to a date auction last weekend in my three piece suit so that I could be auctioned off (I was cut) but a British expat and New York girl told me that I looked like Prince William. The Brit was particularly astonished and he didn't seem that drunk.

Again, I (and everyone else I've asked) don't see it.

^^You know you look like ed nortan

I don't know that.

Also, not long ago, a Modest Mouse fan who I cleaned up at Texas Hold 'em said that I look like the blond vampire guy from True Blood.

What the fuck.

that means he wanted to suck yr blood, our yr dick hole

Yeah I am often told I look like someone else. My girl once told me I kind of look like Bowie but then again she had a few drinks before. Additionally I also have a lot of names. I've been called Simon, Andrew, Pasan, Dominic, Tom, Toby etc...