THIS.

old people are awesome, have some respect you cunting whippersnappers!

I love people who talk to their pets excessively.

ugh, that happened at warped tour. they were little thirteen year old girls in bikini tops and raccoon eye makeup going "come the fuck on and mosh!"

i can't stand teenaged girls.

i hate it when i have a shitload of phlegm in my nose/throat and no matter how hard i try i can't get it out

my parents are constantly guilty of this: they pontificate and insist that they're right, and if i call them out on something, they will cower and say "well, i'm not infallible."

NOLA Evacuees

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

above all else.

mayonnaise
addiction
people that come into the library that smell like butt
insomnia

Mayonnaise is horrible.

the stuff makes me sick.

i also can't stand ranch dressing. i think the smell alone is horrid.

Ranch dressing is probably the worst idea ever. And people put it on everything!!! I don't understand it. Ruining a perfectly good slice of pizza with that nastiness.

I hate it when people throw away their beer cause they don't want it anymore.

And I love mayonaise.

THE MAN

josh- my stepdad pours ranch on his pizza! even when it's the chicken alfredo kind that we order a lot. he insists it's tasty.

i can't stand walmart's lighting. that comes to mind because i had to go in there today and the whole time i felt so uncomfortable.

People who scratch others people's car for parking too close. This is a true story. It happened twice.

Ewwwww. I remember being super-grossed out in elementary and middle school when other students would smear ranch dressing or just plain ketchup on their pizza. The ranch dressing on pizza is just too much. I can't hardly stand being in the same room.

Another can't stand: 2-lane interstates. All interstate highways should be at least 3 lanes wide on each side.

all summer at the apartment complex i was staying in, our family car was my stepmom's suv and jamming into our designated space meant we scratched up a few cars. nothing too major, though.

ketchup in general grosses me out. i went to the ghetto elementary school, and our ketchup dispenser would leak and get all over the condiments table. it still makes me gag. on pizza is vomit-worthy.

i hate living in a golf community where 80 year old men on golfcarts have no respect for those in actual cars and will nearly collide with anyone attempting to follow basic traffic rules.

Ketchup is suitable for fries only. It was weird because my elementary school charged 5 cents for a pack of ketchup, mustard, or mayo.
I actually met someone the other the day that hates all condiments.

oh, i can't even stomach it with fries. i usually use honey mustard or italian dressing.

my elementary school charged to use the dispenser. any way they could get money. it really wasn't a bad school, just in a bad area of town and generally underappreciated.

They never charged me for that. Thank god I didn't grow up Middle Class.