"In 225 BC, the ancient Babylonians built a palace called "Tomb of the Convenieint Eat Chicken Feasters. Rumour has it that the plans for this palace were appropriated by a certain Colonel Sanders".

I asked for coke or pepsi in a restaurant the other day, and I couldn't tell the difference. But I think it was coke...

de la soul last night was great

This paycheck I'm going to buy my SY tix, and nocturnal wonderland tix.

I drank my way through the weekend, spent way too much money while at it, somehow ended up with a busted left ankle which has now been in pain for two days, didn't get any sleep last night, which was very predictable and thus have been quite hateful person today. I did witness two fantastic gigs though, and my sore ankle is probably the result from the latter of the concerts.

Shit as usual.

have u ever felt so guilty about smthn its literally made u sick to ur stomach?
like heart-wrenching, nauseating, headache givn, guilt?

^^^ "NO". much to savage clone's dismay.

i r srry u has a sad.

i didnt think i was even programmed to feel this way, but smthn happened recently to make me actually 'care'. its a strange emotion. humans are fucked.

yes!

o, wait...

once, I killed a mole that I caught in my yard. hacked that lil' fucker up REAL GOOD with a shovel. when I showed it to my neighbor, she made me feel like animal-hating dirt.

all future captives were released into the wild.

I'm not sure if I felt guilty so much as a feeling like a monster.

I'm loling because the show about the Dark Ages on the History Channel now has my Roman History/Birth of Punk Rock professor on it.

the only thing I watch on the Hx Channel now is Ice Road Truckers, and that's ONLY because one of the truckers is fucking HOT.

I'm so easily controlled.

I too have lived my life flawlessly. I know not shame or guilt.

thats because ur an Amerikkkan GOD for fucks sake. what could u possibly have to feel shameful, or guilty about?

(way to rub it in btw)

RAWR

Godliness is cleanliness.

And I'm good at rubbing things ;)

ur dirty tho.

and i know, ur still going to show me, rt?

pix or gtfo.

on the last page I asked where yr avatar comes from. But I dont think you saw it.

oh Zombie Zombie Zombie

one more post and I'm at triple six

sorry nr. when i dont respond to posts, pm me dude! its from robyn van swanks flickr page...

But not to my surprise.
I know you're dead inside.

not gonna lie. I'm in love with Lisa.

I'm slowly making my way to become an ice road trucker.

Where is king_buzzo anyways?

eating generic peanut butter... better than nothing I guess.

i don't think I know who she is?

JAIL

pic unrelated:

Im' lookin' for another car. It'll be #4 for me. ghey.

Oh dammit...why does Scent of Woman have to come on when I need to go to sleep? hoo-ah.

These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"These Days"

so, the old lady wants to go see dan deacon this week. all these other shit bands are playing (deerhunter, no age, and some local bands).

sigh. i'll miss her if we break up. she always drags me to these stupid ass shows.

http://www.hulu.com/casper-the-friendly-ghost

!!!!!!!

^nice.

also nice=http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/daisy-low...we-in-24-hours

i am just rly attracted to her tits. skip to part 3 if thats what u want

If I didn't post this, my post count would remain at 69. And that's just..... so kinky!

i am kind of totally digging my hair now

duuuude
seriously?
i watched something about them on television once, that shit is crazy...

tototo chika gneuuuw gnnaaah, tototo chsssk chsssk, tutuatuutauutuatuautuatuatu tchhhtchhtchhtchhtchhh buuuuuuoooooowwwww


^^^

listening to zu live

THERES NO REASON TO GO THROUGH BOUTS OF FEELING COMPLETELY MISERABLE AND COMPLETELY SWIMMING IN AN OCEAN FULL OF BLISS AND LOVE AND HAPPINESS.
FUCK BIRTH CONTROL AND THE COCK SUCKING ZEBRA IT RODE IN ON.
THESE HORMONAL MINERAL DEPOSITS THAT BLEED ME DRY OF THE ABILITY TO GO ON WITH MY DAY CAN FUCKING DEEP THROAT A JAGGED SPIKE DICK.

That being said, still not pregnant after one year of using birth control.
I've had a lot of sex and no unwanted lives came from it.
I guess you take the good with the bad.