I am so tired

me: why do cops always ask if i'm ok
max: because you're the color of copy paper

i am pissing myself

hahaha

how come no ones postn shit?

Nothing to post

1. this
2. my eyesight is failing
3. i am occupied talking to my man
4. occupied talking to someone on fuckbook

im talkn to someone else too.
i just saw it says like over 100 people lookn at syg and no one has shit to say.
beavis & buttheads on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX9DBl0kFU

thurston is in this

i'm never painting ever again

i am going to bed and then i'm going to catch the next flight back to new york
fuck this shit

vodka.

ha ha I thought that line could sneak under the radar :p!

oh yeah except I CAN'T SLEEP

turn the laptop off!!!

i did

wow i hate life.

"friends with benefits". what a concept.

top o' tha' mornin' to ya.

(my actual response was "sounds like menudo")

To catch the lion's cub, you must enter the lion's den.

(Cloud is lying on a bed on the first floor of the Shinra Mansion. He
awakens, and goes down to the library, passing the guard in the bedroom.)

"Sephiroth seems different."

(He continues down the stairs to the library. When he arrives, Sephiroth
laughs from offscreen.)

Sephiroth
"Ha, ha, ha..."

(Cloud runs down the hallway of books, to the inner reading room.)

Sephiroth
"Who is it!?"

(Sephiroth is seated at a large desk, surrounded by books. The shelves
that line the walls are in several places bare of books, and a couple of
the shelves have fallen down.)

Sephiroth
"Hmph... traitor."

Cloud
"Traitor?"

Sephiroth
"You ignorant traitor. I'll tell you."

(He faces the wall.)

Sephiroth
"This Planet originally belonged to the Cetra. Cetra was a
itinerant race. They would migrate in, settle the Planet, then move on..."
"At the end of their harsh, hard journey, they would find the
Promised Land and supreme happiness."

(He turns to Cloud.)

Sephiroth
"But, those that disliked the journey appeared. Those who stopped
their migrations built shelters and elected to lead an easier life."
"They took that which the Cetra and the planet had made without
giving one whit in return!"

(He looks down.)

Sephiroth
"Those are your ancestors."

Cloud
"Sephiroth..."

Sephiroth
"Long ago, disaster struck this planet."

(He looks up and walks to another spot, facing the wall.)

Sephiroth
"Your ancestors escaped... They survived because they hid."
"The Planet was saved by sacrificing the Cetra. After that, your
ancestors continued to increase."

(He looks at Cloud.)

Sephiroth
"Now all that's left of the Cetra is in these reports."

Cloud
"What does that have to do with you?"

Sephiroth
"Don't you get it?"

(He stands next to Cloud, not facing him, but facing down the hallway.)

Sephiroth
"An Ancient named Jenova was found in the geological stratum of
2000 years ago."
"The Jenova Project."

(He holds his face.)

Sephiroth
"The Jenova Project wanted to produce people with the powers of
the Ancients..... no, the Cetra."

(He looks up and straightens.)

Sephiroth
"...I am the one that was produced."

(Cloud turns to face him. Sephiroth does not turn.)

Cloud
"Pr... produced!?"

(The camera is now looking at Cloud and Sephiroth from down the narrow
hallway.)

Sephiroth
"Yes."
"Professor Gast, leader of the Jenova Project and genius
scientist, produced me."

(Sephiroth walks down the hallway, then stops and stands motionless at
the end.)

Cloud
"How... how did he...?"

He runs after Sephiroth, then stops.)

Cloud
"Se... Sephiroth?"

Sephiroth
"Out of my way. I'm going to see my mother."

(He walks, determinedly, out of the library. Cloud follows, out of the
mansion.)

Ffxiv Mmorpg

what the fuck?


going to bed but not going to sleep

"goodnight"

I know! Who's have thought Iggy would ever have enough extra money to buy himself a shirt?

did ya hear that?? that's my dog duuuude.

There is a dude on a ladder working on the wall directly outside of my bathroom window, with a clear view looking in. I didn't notice him when I went, and I'm pretty sure he saw my junk while I was taking a leak.

I'm a little upset by the fact that he didn't get a boner so huge that it pushed the ladder away from the wall, causing one of those comical falling backwards on a ladder scenes.

hmmm. how u going to have a job like that where u can work on ladders and see in peoples bathrooms/bedrooms and not be a total perv? i would luv the chance to see some random cock in the morning.

What are you doing tomorrow morning?

I hate having uneven ears. It makes fitting glasses a pain.

winamp is working again. yay :)

I'm hungry

Ditto. There's 3 pieces of leftover Papa John's left...but I'm not sure if that's the best idea.

I can either choose between freezerburnt pancakes or bagels, which I've had every day for a week now.

Ugh

btw Josh there's a documentary on pyramids on the history channel. The bent pyramid = fail

Oh damn...only an hour left.

I think I've seen this one two or three times but dgaf. Ancient Egypt ftmfw

ATTN: Zombot... what is yr avatar from. It's soooooo familiar to me.

Yes. I'm glued to it.

commercial tiem = food tiem