my high school gave 7 minutes between periods, and it's pretty expansive for a high school. they claimed that you can go from the farthest classroom in the most northwestern hallway to the farthest portables in 7 minutes, but i tested one day and it took 9 minutes to walk if the school was totally empty. which it isn't during a school day.

We got 6 and that was pushing it to go from the gym to any other part of the building.

The Sith have had their revenge and I've got a 3 1/2 hour drive in the morning, so Imma bounce.

Later jade!

holla, josh!

yopu on aim?

yo its 4:15 am over here, and im kinda druknk... ok pretty drink, and im kinda upset about underage girls being so hot

i was for like a minute. i'm probably on every day this week. im me.

:3

last night i dreamt that i was trying to convince a crowd of people that
Led Zeppelin was overrated music to have sex to, and that CCR songs
in contrast possessed fantastic fuckability.

is that true? what was the result in your dream?

i could never fuck to zepplin. it would be all thrusty grandeur and dramatic OHHS!! it would be missionary only sex.

I seemed to convince a lot of people in my dream. One guy went, "What,
not one Zep song?" and I said, "Well, 'The Ocean', sure, but that's it."

And in non-dream world, I totally believe that. Just Say No to Led Zep
Sex.

Robert Plant's girly bellows would put me off my game.

Whole Lotta Impotence!

I just finished John Dies at the End.
Honestly one of the best books I've ever read.

i am fucking stuck in this fucking house.

i need a drink.

yo gabba gabba sig?

Apparently there was a party in my room this weekend...or else the Booze Fairy visited and left me a 1/4 bottle of Evan Williams and a 1/3 bottle of vodka. (Oh, to be more specific, these are both handles, 1.75L bottles)

I have some rose wine that you're welcome to share, schizo :)

You call that a book?

This is a book:

that's not a book, that's a spoon!

!
deal!