The Fifth Element is so weird.

It really is. But it's awesome. Arguably the best movie Bruce Willis has ever been in.

the return of bruno 7 inch with bruce willis in a leather vest on the cover is perhaps the greatest thing i own

Half the movie is Milla Jovovich prancing around in next to nothing, with flaming red hair and speaking gibberish. All good things.

i want to be her

That's my background on twitter

i so hip.

I'm so bored.

Reminisce about Jim Varney.

Malcolm in the Middle, more like Malcolm in the Butthole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIcnJ-DLeeA

y'all are crazy, i ain't puttin' no frankie munez in my butt... you gettin' paid for this shit?

ps. i am full of red wine and joy.

ooops. wrong thread. hold on...

ok. so i have decided i need to find these girls to take part in my latest project:









which includes sexy pinup style photos that will be silkscreened and painted onto canvas and hung in my gallery/venue/bar.

I like the last one.

I'm hungry.

i'll go and chop some wood for 2 days.

in. love.




i just cut my hair :( :( :(

now i'm crying hysterically because i want my hair back

wrong!
there are hudson hawk and Die Hard 2 before that. And perhaps Pulp Fiction too.

Oh man, that sound bad:(

i seriously can't stop crying
i put brown dye on it to touch up and get rid of the faded pink
it didn't fully cover the pink and for some fucking reason damaged the ends of my hair so much that i had to cut it off to my collar bone
i hate it
I FUCKING HATE IT
all my hard work is fucking gone

they'll grow back eventually. in the summer my hair and nails grow faster, dunno if it works for you too.

Satan - nicfit's right, not that it helps you at the moment, I know.

This is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DEnwUAzPG4

Yes, that doesn't help much, but at least you can be a little more positive thinking about the future of your hair.
Unlike _slavo_ , ah ah ahahhahaha!!
kiddin' man, you know I love you.

BTW, what about WIGS???

If I were a girl I think I'd keep my hair pretty short and mess around with wigs. WIGS.
WIGSSSS
WEEEEEGGGGGSSS

wuuut??



elbow move copyrighted by hot girls??

alright i'm over it
i'm just gonna fucking rock it

kate moss rocks it
brody rocks it

it is now in excellent condition compared to the previous situation and is pretty much all the same length, goodbye to too many layers and fried ends. i've had way shorter hair than this before.

melly thank you heaps that mbv video honestly made me feel better.

KEWL!
PICS!
MAke it black!

no, kidding.
I don't ask for pics of people.
pipol.
peep hole???
pee hole???

english is weird.

So, i dunno why, but I find myself working at the pc when reruns of Dawson's Creek are on on italian tv.
With the usual lame ass dubbing.
THEY ALL SEEM RETARDED.
ALL OF EM.
AND THEY SAY STUPID THINGS AND ACT LIKE IDIOTS.
no?

It's so bad I can't turn the tv off.

haahaha not brody jenner what a douche





SEXXXXX


nicfit: no fucking way am i dyeing my hair black again

ha ha I misread a post, you said you wanted your hair back, I read black.

it should be as long as it was by christmastime....enough of this hair talk

Electric Wizard are playing next month - yeeeessss!

Yeah, that pro shot MBV is the epitome of awesome. Only wish the whole show was out there.

Umm...yeah...Brody too.

I slept until 1pm

This stuff is awesome.

i'm making lasagna!