Anteaters are dicks.

Getting in touch with people I haven't talked to since elementary school... well, it's interesting to say the least.

I've always found it to be super weird...

Yeah, it's awkward. One or two I've become good friends with... others it's just like "hi... haven't seen you in a long time" and that's like the whole conversation

What's worse is when they meet friends of mine, then I come up in the conversation and they somehow remember me from a decade ago. It's very strange. Needless to say, they add me on Facebook and we never, ever speak.

I just added/was added by a bunch of girls I was in girl scouts with all because one of my friends tagged them in a picture I posted. um, awkward.

Very.

My glasses still aren't in. Rage.

encircle me I need to be
TAKEN DAAAAH-HOWWWNNNNNN

I like Tiger Army's cover of "American Nightmare" better than the Misfits original.

I just want monday hotdog tuesday taco
wednesday hamburgers and chocolate milk
thursday sloppy joe and burrito in a bag
friday was pizza day, the best day of the week
all the kids would line up super early just to eat

Beach was fun tonight.

It's friday night and I don't give a fuck

is it bad luck to drink port on the starboard side of a ship?

IDK, I've heard that line many times.

It sounds kinda sensual and kinda hot. Sorry but it does. :o

I am full.

It strikes me as really beautiful, you doing that for him. I'm sure he's honoured :)

Life is about what makes us happy in some way.

All you can really do is honour his memory. If talking to him makes you feel better, then it's a good thing. I'm not sure if he can hear you or not. But if I'm right, then I'm sure he's there for you, and always will be.

Well you're setting a good example, not feeling sad but celebrating. Rock on!

I don't want to wait longer to upgrade my phone. fuck you.

OH yeah I got an XBOX 360...awesome.

woo! \o/

yay!

yeah!

wait...what?

yes

oui!

hilarious self-important tweets

http://tweetingtoohard.com/top

Wow.
makes me hate people even more. and laugh at them too!

Hahahhaha, hilarious. I know people like that too.

Micro SD cards feel like such junk...but they allow me to FINALLY get pictures off my phone.

I smell like Mexican food.

I hate how zumiez MIGHT hire me at the end of this month. JUST GIMME A FUCKING JOB

You must spread some whale penis around before giving it to terriblecanyons again

Damnit Josh, now I can't get THIS MONKAYYYSS GONE TO HEAVENNNN outta my head. It's just repeating itself over and over and over

I just had to listen to it to make it go away :(

I've been listening to it all day trying to get it to leave. And it won't.