Part of a complete breakdown, more like.

nothin like a plate of green to start the day off right

I accidentally overslept and missed my 1st two classes, so now I'm watching Twin Peaks to kill time before my next one.

please define "accidentally"

October is such a great month for movies on TV. I love seeing all the old horror movies. Even the ones I've seen before are a lot of fun during Halloween month.

I accidentally find myself in the office today.

If only. I don't booze it up on Monday nights.

i accidentally found myself

That's gotta hurt. :D

If you look deep enough in the bong or the coffee cup, you will. Next time, wear one of those sleeping blindfold mask things. You'll look great and never find yourself.

waiting it out the current stench cloud as long as I can in the hope han solo will change the litter box this time.

I will definately lose/give in before he does. fuckit.

Wondering "What the fuck?"

planning laying on bed all afternoon.

trembling and shaking.

Considering getting some Triscuits and cream cheese. Yeah, that's the ticket.

loving my life

That's good news. I'm loving my medication.

"Yeah, that's the ticket."

I wish I could watch Life of a Catchphrase online.

Never liked SNL itself, but TV Funhouse is brilliant!

Jokamel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-dpTmRy19U