My family are in Murcia and Seville so I'll be going back and forth between them.

luckeeeee....

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and i don’t know which game to watch this morning. they’re all happening at once and there are various contests.

first world problems!

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looks like weidenfeller is retiring. they’re giving him flowers and a “danke” poster.

WAIT WAIT WAIT I’M SO FUCKING ADDLED

there’s another matchday on the 12!

what’s today’s date? lolololol.

i’m worried about my mental health now

I'm gonna be watching West Ham's must win against Leicester and desperately hoping Big Sam does us a Big Favour against Southampton.

looks like i picked the right game:

mainz 1 dortmund 0
mainz 2 dortmund 0
mainz 2 dortmund 1....

and that’s only the first quarter hour!

Nice. Can't believe it was a year ago this week that I was in Seville.

So it's basically relegation battles across the leagues this week, right?

there’s a nice little contest in bundesliga mid-table for who is gonna make it to the champions. schalke, dortmund, hoffenheim, leverkusen....rb leipzig at the tail and maybe even frankfurt has a chance. actually stuttgart could make it to qualifying rounds, not sure if they wanna, i hear it’s a pain.

catching up on some first-half footages, and cologne, who is already relegated i believe (yes they are), is making bayern suffer and beating them 1-0 ha ha ha.

so i switched to stuttgart hoffenheim at halftime. stuttgart was ahead 1-0 and badstuber was subbed out (not sure why, injury most likely: ETA yes, muscle problem).

it’s a bit stuck for a while, then a stuttgart player gets thrown out on a 2nd yellow card, and then, with 10 men, gomez scores an awesome goal!

but now hoffenheim is pushing and there was a hard ball on a goalpost and yellow cards are flying in every direction...

oh it’s 2-1 now... nope, flag up. ha ha ha ha

stuttgart trying to hang on, here

so bayern won (poor cologne), schalke won and a secure 2nd place, dortmund lost and still 3rd place but now no chance for higher, hoffenheim lost and still 4th but leverkusen tied in points, just a slim goal difference. leipzig won and now at 6th place, it could conceivably reach 4th in the last date and qualify for champions automatically.

wolfsburg beaten, still in relegation zone

and hennes the goat is a sad goat



best bundesliga mascot ever going to bundesliga 2 now

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looks like jamón west won this one? yes? congrats

It's getting be like death and paying taxes, Spurs will ALWAYS choke in the last few games of the season.
It'd actually be incredible if West Brom manage to stay up now.

Now for Everton to try and batter Southampton to help them.

Fuck that was tense!

Never in any doubt, though:rolleyes:

Any bar recommendations? I know Merchants and Mundial will show all the big games but up for more options.

Fuck me, now you're asking. The best ones were the tiny dingy bars. The tapas in those places with the wine was just incredible. I'll message the friend who I went to see there for recommendations.

I'd love that (although obviously not at West Ham's expense), but more cos I really want Darren Moore to do well than any liking of West Brom. Unbelievable what he's doing there and he doesn't deserve to be the manager who took them down. Seems like a really cool guy, too.


Yeah, a football rule, like never writing off Germany, Lukaku scoring against West Ham and Wenger's coat.

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FFS, Southampton 1 up at Everton. Come on Sam, help us out here, you fat cunt.

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OK, 1-1. I need a calculator for this.

last bundesliga date and hoffenheim, leverkusen and redbull vying for 4th place and the last CL spot. conceivably, dortmund who is 3rd could be knocked out by a large goal difference.

watching hoffenheim dortmund—2 attacking sides goinng at each other.

dortmund, hoffenheim and leverkusen all tied at 55pts at this moment (63 or so min)

http://www.livescore.com/soccer/germany/bundesliga/

and only 1 goal difference between them

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holy shit hoffenheim leaps to 3rd and dortmund now in leverkusen’s sights

bye bye stöger

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and weidenfeller comes in for the last 30 seconds

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it’s over, leverkusen’s fails to close the goal difference, dortmund hangs on to the last champions spot. great year for hoffenheim even after getting pilfered by bayern (as it’s custom).

who will dortmund hire as coach for next year? that’s the big question for me. and oh, bayern of course, ha ha ha. heynckes retired again, he’s 73 now.

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oh and SUTTGART beat bayern 4-1 ha ha ha ha

bundesliga highlights show. w00t!

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sad to have missed the hamburg-gladbach game cuz that was fucking eventful with hamburg fighting relegation (they failed & are doomed)

Think I speak for both Demo and I when I say thank fuck that season's over with.

i see you guys survived fine

i mean sure maybe you had your scares but it all looks mid-table