Oh dear god. Don't do it, you won't make it out alive. Me and my friend Roger call Three Doors Down something more appropriate: Three Pieces of Shit Down the Toilet.

i don't really want to. ): but i'm trying to be a good ~bff~, as our other tasteless friends are busy/bailed.

i'm trying to come up with bullshit reasons why we'd have to leave quite early, though. like before three [chokechokevomit] down's set. i could maybe possibly almost stomach jet (i mean, she put me through grand funk railroad last year. I CAN DO ANYTHING.) but not so much three doors down. "i'm really busy tomorrow, i have an interview at my new school, first thing in the morning..." blah blah blah. i needta grow some balls. but i'll have my revenge as soon as i get my license... i'll drag her to shows she'll hate. :P

it's like a city festival thing, though, so there's quite good junk food and hilarious drunk people stumbling outta the beer tent. if only i could make use of the beer tent..

Just get some drunk motherfucker to get you some beer, I'm sure they'd do it.

found a winner. love her figer. and i live in the surrending area

http://savannah.craigslist.org/w4m/1255883224.html

Hi my name is Melissa and I am 22 years old and I currently South University.

um.

she likes to sleep but she has a lot of shit to do for school and so forth

I am a very loving and caring person and is looking for someone to have a good time with. I am also very goofy at times and I love to have fun and have a good time as well. I love to go out with friends and family members and meeting someone different. Feel free to hit me up sometimes.

Hey Dave, you should hit her up sometimes.

i said GODDAMN

if she had poster her number, i'd be hitting her up right nows

scenario: 90 minutes til i can sleep. how do i keep myself awake? i could sip some bourbon. i also have this organic mango lemonade which is good but not amazing. would it ruin the bourbon or enhance?

that would totally ruin it

i'll probably know several drunk motherfuckers there. ahahaha. that just might work out.

i accidentally south university.

i want the kind of girl that takes pics of herself in public toilets, for the purpose of posting it on the internet to find a date.


she ain't no gold digger.



http://savannah.craigslist.org/w4m/1264109935.html

yeah, i'll stick with ice

ice is usually a safe bet...

strawberry fields is one of those completely un-fuck-with-able songs... and it just done been fucked with.

delayed reaction posting! yeah!

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!?!?!?!

oh shit i found a number


912-432-2907

http://savannah.craigslist.org/w4m/1253874496.html

"I have a pic and ill post it but i promise i look better in person lol.. I just hope your not old enough to be my dad or extra meat please dont apply"

Wow I'm so tired

I hope my not old enough to be her dad too.

hair you are bothering me. I straighten you and put wax in you but you refuse to stay flat. please stop curling. thank you.

i so heart the suicide girls.

i love NIRDONNA to

lifted or the story is in the soil keep your ear to the ground

repeat

Seven quid for a packet of cigs at XXL? Jesus!

snap

And now to watch the exciting second part (the conclusion?).

Edit: that was totally worth it.

Jet is more bearable than Three blah blah ablh. I seen 'em once with the Vines....

What it do?

the scroll wheel on my mouse just broke mother FUCK

i ran seven miles and wanted to do more but the gnats were gnawing on me. and seven is my lucky number.

oh... my gawd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sd-j0rKeKw

alpha chi hates me oooooooo

I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW

lol

maybe I'll just sweep. I'LL SWEEP THE FLOOR.

i have mr jones by counting crows stuck in my head

mr jones and meeee

I hate this altitude. There was a huge bubble right in the middle of my funfetti cake. anyone want a slice?

Making a mixtape, aren't I?

Apeman - The Kinks
Baby Driver - Simon & Garfunkel
Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend
Top of the Pops - The Kinks
Play With Fire - Rolling Stones
There She Goes Again - Velvet Underground
Me and Julio - Paul Simon
Tired Of Waiting For You - The Kinks
Rue St. Vincent - Yves Montand
Gut Feeling - Devo
Making Time - Creation

I give a fuck about an oxford comma.