Details, or it's not true...

Im not going to be upstaged. Unless Cantanky goes naked.

or be the first to die.

im such a trendsetter

You are, you sexy beast.

am i supposed to laugh?

pics of the dog that i adopted until i can find it a home
his name his Sir George Henry Emanuel III

i jumped about 10 feet when i saw this

not happening

Taken 10 minutes ago, I made my colleagues take a picture with me using the crap notebook camera

Awww!!

that dog is absolutely adorable!




i love my hair

ima kick you in the face

Please be more responsible about the photos you post, that's all.

Erm, didn't you post a picture of your, erm, crotch a while ago?

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................................. ......

NO! That was art.

mmmmmmmmmkay

if by art you mean abuse of technology

No, I mean Art, the guy who lives down the street.

if by art you mean obvious pathetic theft of both intellectual and copyrighted property

Ha ha, okay I'll take that one. I like it better than your first definition.

PHOTO REMOVED by GMKU, Available on special request only.

Trying to decide if I can make this orphaned suit coat work w/ jeans. You can't see it well in the photo, but it's a very dark navy w/ subtle pin stripes. Fit and styleis circa mid-1990s, and I don't wear the pants anymore. The coat was tailored for my size back then, and I'm not sure if it still is a tailor-fit, but considering what I paid and its good condition, I have a hard time just tossing it.

Nice jacket. Shame about....haha.

Tuck your shirt in you bloody hippy.

There's never a good reason to tuck your shirt in with jeans. I can't believe you'd even suggest such a thing.

Fact, I should probably neg rep you for that.

Ha ha, the pants, I know, I know. Terrible shame. Awful, really.

Nope, I meant the fact that the jacket doesn't seem like it's been ironed properly. What does your wife do all day, then?

I've got her out selling her wares, what else.

The suit was up in a box in the attic for a while. I haven't worn it in years. There are actually two small moth-eaten holes in the shoulder that a tailor tried to disguise for me one time, but it's never looked good enough to dress up in because of that. That, and the pants are cuffed and pleated--the style back then but feeling outdated now, and not as slim cut as they make them these days.

get rid of it.

Why?

because it is outdated, moth eaten emotional baggage. there are much nicer jackets to be had.

Emotional baggage?

How long did you have it for? Maybe you should go to see a doctor.

To have it removed?

No, I've read somewhere that moth-eaten jackets that are worn without having been washed about 5 times 2 months after the eating took place can cause an infection under your nose. Apparently it's called ''Mothllusis H7'' and can cause you to get really scratchy eyes and legs.

Too funny. I'll remember that next time I feel an itch.

If you kicked me in the face I would rip out that hair you love so much ;)

You look great though haha.

sexy/scary.

You kick me in the face and I am gonna bust out another one of yr teeth!

and i would ask you to please videotape this event, up it to youtube, and send only davenotdead the link :)

omfg look at this
just for comparison purposes




this is from over the winter and that other one is from yesterday

EVIL TWINS