You're quite clearly not "a drunk".

You just drink a lot and talk about it, like just about every other teenager in the world.

Just to clarify.

a drunk does not equal an alcoholic. just to clarify.

Why thank you sir :D

I'm English from my Dad's side, and 1/2 German from my Mum's. My Dad's mum was part/half-irish, and I found out recently that my Mum's side contains descendants from France.

So that makes me a grumpy slouch with a penchant for decadent art.

Yes it does.

no, it doesn't. maybe in your day it did.

As ever, you're very welcome.

Today is my day.

keep on deluding yourself...

You're mistaking me for somebody else (edit: maybe you remembered this and that's why you deleted the "old man" comment). I don't pretend to be a teenager.

I'm just saying you don't have to do your "I'm so baaaad" act when you're amongst adults. It doesn't impress us because we've been there and done that.

it's not an act, darling, but i'm not badass. not in the least.
i'm going to start drinking like it's a full time job because of you.

I'm going to buy this for myself at some point:

http://www.classixshop.com/acatalog/981101.php

Good for you. Glad I've had a positive impact on your life.

Edit: that's for Cantankerous.

just for the record, because no one ever seems to get the fucking point, i was kidding.

you are the last person on earth i would ever care about impressing.

I suspect there's nobody on this board you don't care about impressing.

alright, whatever. i have to go pack. i'm going home to play with babies and other various badass activites. maybe some reading to the blind or knitting.

Fucking go here an watch if you're bored: http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=25522

I'm going to look like that woman when I'm old.

So You Think You Can Dance can suck it. Go to hell!

The last 48 hours of my life are in the running for the best 48 continuous hours ever.