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!@#$%! 08.09.2012 01:17 PM

demon~o: alright i should have a little time to look into it this weekend and will try to set up & subscribe.

here's something for you (& everyone really)


 

SonicBebs 08.09.2012 02:10 PM

i've seen a similiar shot of David Seaman in his garden

demonrail666 08.09.2012 02:32 PM

Haha. I'm watching her right now in the final. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that changing room.

!@#$%! 08.09.2012 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Haha. I'm watching her right now in the final. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that changing room.


so who won? i haven't watched any olympix at all. nothing.

btw if you are truly smitten you could always try to find this on ebay-- prolly costs a fortune ha ha ha

 


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on a diff topic-- the prem begins on the 18th for sure yes?

demonrail666 08.09.2012 09:09 PM

USA beat Japan to win gold. The women's football was great actually. Far better than the men's. A definite sense that they really wanted to be there compared with the men. Good for USA, although I was hoping it'd go to penalties just so there'd be more opportunities to look at the lovely Hope. It's her eyes.

And yes, the 18th, for sure.

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/n...ures-day.html/

And how on Earth has England managed to get to 3rd in the FIFA world rankings?

http://www.fifa.com/worldranking/ran...ble/index.html

!@#$%! 08.09.2012 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
It's her eyes.


oh man, that's true love.

THANKS FOR THE LINK ON THE MATCH DATES.

!@#$%! 08.16.2012 06:26 PM

fuck me im not gonna have time to make a fantasy team. my hours are fucked! anyway we'll chat about the games im sure.

demonrail666 08.16.2012 06:55 PM

Yeah, it looks like it could be a washout FF wise this season. Shame. Looks like this season is gonna be even more fascinating than the last one.

the ikara cult 08.16.2012 07:07 PM

I wonder who the surprise package will be? Im banking on West Ham defenders so ive gone with Reid, O Brien and Jaaskelaainen

Frankly i can see RVPs injury recurring and/or him being unable to gel with the United midfield (though thats pretty unlikely on its own).

Ive gone with Podolski up front, Arsenal still have good attacking midfielders. Also, Lampard at 9m and Lennon at 7m are steals

demonrail666 08.16.2012 07:42 PM

RVP at MU is gonna be fascinating. Like you, I think his injury problems could well resurface but if he clicks he could easily become their new Van Nistleroy.

Spurs are in the most interesting position, though. AVB is a big risk and if they don't get off to a good start I can see the fans turning on him big style. He's still too young, for me. Not in terms of what he knows but in his general demeanor. He's sort of lucky that the Spurs dressing room seems far less potentially volatile than Chelsea's.

The other team I'm really interested in is Newcastle. Pardew seems to divide people but I think he's the real deal and he's building a really strong squad. And hate him though we must, a lot of thanks for that has to go to Mike Ashley.

West Ham's defence is ok but it's not as strong as you might expect from an Allardyce team. Tomkins at 4.5 isn't a bad buy, though. More generally, WH will be in a relegation battle from the beginning to the end. The only ray of real hope for me is Vaz Te and the fact that at least the dressing room seems together under Sam. But even he's not seen the way our board performs when things start going wrong. They behaved themselves last season because everything went roughly according to plan, but expect some massive Sullivan-Brady-Gold media fireworks if WH are in the bottom three come Christmas. Sullivan especially is as mad as a nail.
 

 

demonrail666 08.18.2012 08:25 PM

Do Arsenal actually have any players now?

the ikara cult 08.18.2012 09:47 PM

I was right about West Ham being defensively strong, but igot my midfield entirely wrong

demonrail666 08.18.2012 10:42 PM

Yeah, i watched the highlights and have to say I was pleased with that. Three points in the bag, etc. Although Villa do look like they could really struggle to score goals this season. And Norwich just look like a disaster.

My FF start is pretty slow, with one of my players not playing at all, which was the one thing I was really trying to avoid. I did have one goalscorer though, but overall a bit shit.

Are you in a league?

!@#$%! 08.19.2012 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Do Arsenal actually have any players now?


you didn't like cazorla? i thought he was great. other than that.... well... there's cazorla!

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ps if you want to see buffon and pirlo play again, watch juventus vs. milan today. it's a friendly but there's a trophy, so not sure how friendly...

demonrail666 08.19.2012 10:29 AM

I didn't see any of the Arsenal game. Did Podolski play?

Just watching Man C v Southampton. Aguero off with what might be a long term injury.

Thanks for the nod about Juve v Milan. I think I can get it.

!@#$%! 08.19.2012 11:54 AM

podolski played, he was meh, replaced by giroud, who proceeded to fuck the dog when cazorla put him in the perfect position to score

demonrail666 08.20.2012 04:03 AM

Giroud's a bit fucked, I think. Injury aside, Podolski's invariably gonna start ahead of him and, so far as I'm aware, there's really no other position Giroud can play. Unless they move Podolski to accommodate him, which would be ridiculous.

Oh, and did you catch Clint Dempsey on Saturday? No you didn't, because the self-obsessed little twat is effectively on strike. I've been a big fan of his, too, which makes his current twattery even more annoying. Some justice in Fulhum winning 5-0 without him but seriously, what a cunt. I'd love it if Liverpool end up showing no interest in him whatsoever.

!@#$%! 08.20.2012 08:39 AM

ha ha ha yeah i heard the news about dempsey running his mouth "in america," and liverpool not wanting him, and heard a quick interview with the fulham manager who sounded hilarious, i didn't know they had won.

not sure if you saw the italian game but neither buffon nor pirlo played, and i only found out when the game started, though it was an entertaining 3-2 anyway, and robinho was really great-- though he played for the losing side he was my favorite player of the game--looks like he might have a great year.

demonrail666 08.20.2012 09:50 PM

I didn't see the Juve game but was kept updated by the radio. I'm never sure what I think about Robinho. I don't doubt his quality but was always disappointed seeing him play for either Man City or Brazil. Perhaps he just needs the right team.

Dempsey's the last player I'd have expected to do something like that. Part of his appeal (at least for me) was his utter professionalism, both on and off the pitch. He was a player who just seemed to keep his head down and get on with it. It'll be a shame if he ends up tarnishing his reputation over this, just as neutrals were really beginning to like him.

And I like Fulhum's manager Martin Jol. I don't know much about him but he's always struck me as being one of the more likable guys in football management (as well as being a very good manager, obviously).

the ikara cult 08.21.2012 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I didn't see the Juve game but was kept updated by the radio. I'm never sure what I think about Robinho. I don't doubt his quality but was always disappointed seeing him play for either Man City or Brazil. Perhaps he just needs the right team.

Dempsey's the last player I'd have expected to do something like that. Part of his appeal (at least for me) was his utter professionalism, both on and off the pitch. He was a player who just seemed to keep his head down and get on with it. It'll be a shame if he ends up tarnishing his reputation over this, just as neutrals were really beginning to like him.

And I like Fulhum's manager Martin Jol. I don't know much about him but he's always struck me as being one of the more likable guys in football management (as well as being a very good manager, obviously).


Very surprised to see Clint Dempsey do that yeah. When you think about it, i cant think of a country that's has as high a proportion of its players become popular and respected in the Premier League as the USA. Its almost like they appreciate it more than players from countries where football is everything.

And as for Martin Jol....

 


Ah the glory days. Man I miss Martin Jol. One fucking lasagne away from shifting Arsenal...

h8kurdt 08.21.2012 04:44 PM

A day late but god bless Fellaini and god bless Everton.

TBH United were just dreadful. Nani looked lost, Rooney was non-existent and why was anyone surprised Van Persie didn't start? Fergie never starts a new player from the start especially one that hasn't even had a training session.

the ikara cult 08.21.2012 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
A day late but god bless Fellaini and god bless Everton.

TBH United were just dreadful. Nani looked lost, Rooney was non-existent and why was anyone surprised Van Persie didn't start? Fergie never starts a new player from the start especially one that hasn't even had a training session.


Disagree, I think Man U looked pretty good in midfield, they dominated posession, and even though Kagawa couldnt impact the game you could see him trying to make it work with Rooney and Wellbeck. Nani had one of his disappearing acts, he does that about 50% of the time anyway, Rooney looked kinda fat and out of shape from what i could see, but Fellaini put in a match-winning performance between 2 teams who were evenly matched.

I dont read too much into the game for the season ahead, especially considering Van Persie hadnt had a chance to train with his new team mates yet. The only concern for them might be Kagawa, Rooney and Van Persie stepping on each others' toes.

demonrail666 08.21.2012 05:18 PM

Yeah, you're right about the respect US players have here. I'm a big fan of Freidel, too and even though Jonathan Spector was a bit shit for West Ham, he always seemed like an utterly decent bloke. They seem to be good in post match interviews, too. A sign of some genuine intelligence there compared with most of their teammates.

Which begs an important question: who is the thickest footballer in the prem right now? Not in the genius/mad way of someone like Balotelli or Joey Barton, just really boringly dim. Rooney has to be a candidate and I've often wondered about Tevez. By all accounts Jermaine Pennant is almost spectacularly thick.

Thickest Prem manager? No real evidence to base it on but I'm going for Tony Pulis.

the ikara cult 08.21.2012 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Yeah, you're right about the respect US players have here. I'm a big fan of Freidel, too and even though Jonathan Spector was a bit shit for West Ham, he always seemed like an utterly decent bloke. They seem to be good in post match interviews, too. A sign of some genuine intelligence there compared with most of their teammates.

Which begs an important question: who is the thickest footballer in the prem right now? Not in the genius/mad way of someone like Balotelli or Joey Barton, just really boringly dim. Rooney has to be a candidate and I've often wondered about Tevez. By all accounts Jermaine Pennant is almost spectacularly thick.

Thickest Prem manager? No real evidence to base it on but I'm going for Tony Pulis.


youve hit the nail on the extremely bumpy head, its Carlos The Tosser all the way


 


7 odd years here now and he still barely speaks a word of English, i cant think of any player who's been here that long and who hasnt even bothered to try learning the language. Apart from this waste of space


 


Re: Americans. Theyve all come across extremely well apart from the time Marcus Hahnemann wore a Tool hat on Match of The Day. I might be misremembering that, but he certainly has the circa 2000 triangular numetal beard look.

 

demonrail666 08.22.2012 06:34 AM

Isn't Brad Freidel also really into Metal?

I don't think there's anything that dim about Cappelo. He seems sharp as a razor to me. He just decided not to learn English but I'm sure he could if he wanted to. Not sure if the same is true of Tevez, though. Anyway, I'm thinking more of those players like Joe Cole who are obviously nice enough but hardly MENSA material, shall we say. I love how he runs with his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth. Bale does it too although I don't think he's quite as devoid of grey matter as lil Joey. Mark Noble for West Ham is another one. Thick as a plank by all accounts, but an absolute sweetheart.

h8kurdt 08.22.2012 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Yeah, you're right about the respect US players have here. I'm a big fan of Freidel, too and even though Jonathan Spector was a bit shit for West Ham, he always seemed like an utterly decent bloke. They seem to be good in post match interviews, too. A sign of some genuine intelligence there compared with most of their teammates.

Which begs an important question: who is the thickest footballer in the prem right now? Not in the genius/mad way of someone like Balotelli or Joey Barton, just really boringly dim. Rooney has to be a candidate and I've often wondered about Tevez. By all accounts Jermaine Pennant is almost spectacularly thick.

Thickest Prem manager? No real evidence to base it on but I'm going for Tony Pulis.



I honestly don't think Joey Barton is that thick. He's out spoken and does idiotic things sure, but I think there's a bit of brains in there. You can't go wrong with...tbh there's so many out there you'd be hard pressed to pick out one.

It'd be harder to say who actually shows intelligence (away from knowing how to handle themselves on a pitch).

Does anyone read the secret footballer in the guardian on Saturdays? Whoever that is is clearly a screwed on guy.

demonrail666 08.22.2012 09:26 PM

Yeah, I agree about Barton but that was why I didn't include him. In terms of intelligent footballers (in the non-footballing sense) I think Freidel's pretty together and for whatever reason Kompany always strikes me as having something between his ears. Lampard's apparently got a 'genius' level IQ but a lot there depends on how intelligent you think having a high IQ makes someone.

I've read snippets of the Secret Footballer but it never left an impression. I should read more.

the ikara cult 08.23.2012 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by h8kurdt
I honestly don't think Joey Barton is that thick. He's out spoken and does idiotic things sure, but I think there's a bit of brains in there. You can't go wrong with...tbh there's so many out there you'd be hard pressed to pick out one.

It'd be harder to say who actually shows intelligence (away from knowing how to handle themselves on a pitch).

Does anyone read the secret footballer in the guardian on Saturdays? Whoever that is is clearly a screwed on guy.


From what ive read its either Danny Murphy or David James, which wouldnt surprise as they both come across as being smarter than the average.

Depends what you mean by "intelligent" though, Clark Carlisle is the president of the players union and has been on Countdown (clear sign of genius, i know) but when he went on Question Time he didnt seem able to conduct much of an arguement.

And to be fair to Joe Cole, when his career was floundering at Liverpool he did what no other high profile England player has done in years and went to a foreign league. Displays a level of curiosity and open mindedness if not neccessarily intelligence.

demonrail666 08.23.2012 01:25 PM

I forgot about David James. Definitely intelligent but more in the mad/genius way, I think. Maybe it's just a goalkeeper thing. Robert Green's another one who's meant to be pretty bright, but also a bit 'odd'.

A slightly different era but Jason Mcateer was meant to be almost spectacularly thick.

demonrail666 08.24.2012 02:10 AM

Anyone see the Real v Barca game last night? Brilliant. Barca won 3-2 but the score flatters Real. Iniesta and Xavi were both just different class.

All the talk of Mourinho wanting to leave Real, I wonder if he's now so obsessed with trying to dominate Barca one to one (as opposed to by league position) that he'll stay until he finally manages it (or gets sacked). It's like they're becoming his Moby Dick. Epic stuff, really.

!@#$%! 08.24.2012 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Anyone see the Real v Barca game last night? Brilliant. Barca won 3-2 but the score flatters Real. Iniesta and Xavi were both just different class.

All the talk of Mourinho wanting to leave Real, I wonder if he's now so obsessed with trying to dominate Barca one to one (as opposed to by league position) that he'll stay until he finally manages it (or gets sacked). It's like they're becoming his Moby Dick. Epic stuff, really.


oh mang whattt? i was working aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day yesterday.

i gotta find this

demonrail666 08.24.2012 09:21 AM

Yeah, I only found out about it by mistake and missed the first 10 mins. But seriously, it was the kind Barca performance that you'll wan't to show to any of their doubters.

_slavo_ 08.24.2012 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Anyone see the Real v Barca game last night? Brilliant. Barca won 3-2 but the score flatters Real. Iniesta and Xavi were both just different class.

All the talk of Mourinho wanting to leave Real, I wonder if he's now so obsessed with trying to dominate Barca one to one (as opposed to by league position) that he'll stay until he finally manages it (or gets sacked). It's like they're becoming his Moby Dick. Epic stuff, really.


I saw it. Man, in recent months i saw almost every Barcelona match that was being played (i even watch every La Liga match, i'm that hooked)

First half was quite boring and vigilant from both sides, though after Ronaldo scored, the game opened up and the second half turned out to be a great contest. Barca equalized 2 minutes after that leading goal, and then scored another 2 (their third being the particularly spectacular one, with a brilliant pass by Iniesta and Xavi's finish).

But then came the moment of Valdes who ruined the promising 2 goal advantage for Barcelona. He foolishly tried to run past Di Maria with a ball, but Di Maria took the ball and scored. What a dumbass, that Valdes.

The weakest of Barcelona squad, was Alexis Sanchez, though. Very weak in one-on-one situations, making inaccurate passes and DIVING LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. I could have sworn some time ago that Busquets was the king of diving in this team, but Alexis is just becoming a very talented student of his master art.

the ikara cult 08.24.2012 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I forgot about David James. Definitely intelligent but more in the mad/genius way, I think. Maybe it's just a goalkeeper thing. Robert Green's another one who's meant to be pretty bright, but also a bit 'odd'.

A slightly different era but Jason Mcateer was meant to be almost spectacularly thick.


I saw the video of him, incognito obviously, on The Guardian's website and if thats really the man then it definitely isnt David James. My suspicions were piqued the other week when his column mentioned something about sniffing a ball to remind him of how he felt as a kid, and i cross referenced it with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t-I94l4hTk

Im convinced theyve been intentionally dropping red herrings like this for a while, still good fun to speculate though

demonrail666 08.24.2012 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult
My suspicions were piqued the other week when his column mentioned something about sniffing a ball to remind him of how he felt as a kid, and i cross referenced it with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t-I94l4hTk

Im convinced theyve been intentionally dropping red herrings like this for a while, still good fun to speculate though


Interesting. I think it is a red herring because I heard another player tell the exact same story in an interview recently. It definitely wasn't James but I'm tearing my hair out trying to remember who it was. They were talking about falling out of love with the game and it only coming back one day when they sniffed the football and it reminded them of their first football as a kid and they started doing it at the beginning of every game. Christ, who was it???

demonrail666 08.24.2012 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
I saw it. Man, in recent months i saw almost every Barcelona match that was being played (i even watch every La Liga match, i'm that hooked)

First half was quite boring and vigilant from both sides, though after Ronaldo scored, the game opened up and the second half turned out to be a great contest. Barca equalized 2 minutes after that leading goal, and then scored another 2 (their third being the particularly spectacular one, with a brilliant pass by Iniesta and Xavi's finish).

But then came the moment of Valdes who ruined the promising 2 goal advantage for Barcelona. He foolishly tried to run past Di Maria with a ball, but Di Maria took the ball and scored. What a dumbass, that Valdes.

The weakest of Barcelona squad, was Alexis Sanchez, though. Very weak in one-on-one situations, making inaccurate passes and DIVING LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. I could have sworn some time ago that Busquets was the king of diving in this team, but Alexis is just becoming a very talented student of his master art.


Totally agree about the first half, and Sanchez. I also agree about Busquets but I'm too big a fan of his to say anything critical about him. And yeah, what was Valdes thinking?!?

But once Barca clicked I just thought they were fantastic. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fdvfc_RRCA]Iniesta's run and pass to Xavi for the third goal[/quote] was something I could watch over and over again. Speaking of Xavi, I heard a rumour that the powers that be at Barca want him to take over as manager when he retires from playing. I'd so love for that to happen.

_slavo_ 08.25.2012 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Totally agree about the first half, and Sanchez. I also agree about Busquets but I'm too big a fan of his to say anything critical about him. And yeah, what was Valdes thinking?!?

But once Barca clicked I just thought they were fantastic. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fdvfc_RRCA]Iniesta's run and pass to Xavi for the third goal

was something I could watch over and over again. Speaking of Xavi, I heard a rumour that the powers that be at Barca want him to take over as manager when he retires from playing. I'd so love for that to happen.[/quote]

That would make him a true legend, for sure.
This is exactly what i love about Barcelona - that they rely on the players/managers/staff with a strong bond to the club (or Catalunya, for that matter) in the first place. They also prefer players who grew up at La Masia - see the purchase of Cesc and Jordi Alba, and the rise of wingers like Tello and Cuenca.

h8kurdt 08.25.2012 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by _slavo_
was something I could watch over and over again. Speaking of Xavi, I heard a rumour that the powers that be at Barca want him to take over as manager when he retires from playing. I'd so love for that to happen.

That would make him a true legend, for sure.
This is exactly what i love about Barcelona - that they rely on the players/managers/staff with a strong bond to the club (or Catalunya, for that matter) in the first place. They also prefer players who grew up at La Masia - see the purchase of Cesc and Jordi Alba, and the rise of wingers like Tello and Cuenca.


Sure;y history has shown that just cos someone is a great player is definitely doesn't mean he's gong to be a great manager?

demonrail666 08.25.2012 04:19 AM

You're right, but given the uncertainty that comes with any new managerial appointment, Xavi strikes me as being as safe a bet as any potential replacement and would, if nothing else maintain a sense of club identity. Apart from that, considering they'd never appoint Mourinho in a million years, that Fergie's close to retirement and AVB is still very much a work in progress, there really aren't that many viable alternatives. Although didn't Sam Allardyce once say he'd be better suited to manage a club like Barcalona?

demonrail666 08.26.2012 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by the ikara cult
I was right about West Ham being defensively strong


Still feel the same?


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