I'm reeling. My "real" life hit a low last night that is flat out inappropriate to post on the internet, while my "virtual" life is both incredibly romantic and mentally stimulating. I have a hard enough time distinguishing fantasy and reality in "normal" circumstances. This is one of the strangest times I've ever gone through.

I'm getting trashed with Fender

schemin'.

That is my MO but the pigs usually make a dash for the people carrying liters of booze. Which would be me. The party tonight was meh, it was split into 2 groups: the cool and the lame, and they didn't intermingle. I ended up having to drive, so sobriety for me. Lots of underagers there, but it was far enough out to not be disturbed. I rate it a 7/10.

currently in a state of euphoria after seeing this man:

you lucky mu'fuggin' bastard!!!!

waiting

for what?

I don't even know.

Better not take a number yet then.

if I'm taking anything it's a lifetime.

does that make sense? I think it does. a little.

A little, but it doesn't take a lifetime. It takes until you turn 27 and then you'll start wanting to have a child desperately, and then by 35 you'll want to be 22 again.

Meanwhile, keep on waiting. It's actually the best part.

I'll take your word on that.

Just wait and see.

I'm just hoping there's a big fat reward at the end of it.

but if there's not I'm okay with that too.

The big fat reward is that when you have that midlife crisis, you get to start all over again. Woo-hoo.

aha! sounds good. I've been waiting a long time for one of those.

You're half way there! You can sing the rest...

WHOOOOOOOAAAAA YOU'RE HALF WAY THERE

WHOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11 LIVIN' ON A PRAYYAAAHHHHHH











































I officially deserved to be euthanized for knowing those lyrics.

I hate you for putting that in my head. :(

I'm going to bed now.

I'm halfway there. FUCK.