I was singing C(K)otton C(K)rown earlier today.

God damnit, I can't get this awesome Deluka song out of my head.

i'm bored. i'm chairman of the bored.

i hate when you put hot pizza on a plate, only to have the condensation form underneath and make the bottom of your food soggy.

I think I ate too many pizza rolls

I'm still out of peanut butter and my gas is almost on E.

I have like 3 jars. I'm afraid if I run out I'll die

There's another jar, but it's the Peter Pan Whipped stuff that tastes terrible.

Fuck that shit! Peter Pan Peanut butter, more like Peter Pan's Asshole!

Buffcoat and beaver - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYkIKLKCTao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayASsb4G8k

Take a close look at that url.

^lol

there's a massive girlfight going on outside my house. amazing stuff.

whenever I see that "Videos Being Watched Now" I always think it says "You Are Being Watched Now"

paranoid?

BRB, water balloons.

i'm a negative creep
i'm a negative creep
i'm a negative creep
... and i'm not stoned, but i think i'd like to be right now.

hm.

pics?

I want this lamp:

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I"m sleepy.

I'm hungry

I just did a cover of "Lonely Rolling Star" from the Katamari Damaci soundtrack.

I suck at Fruity Loops

I should go to bed already

best page of this thread in a while.

Chuckles ahoy here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Wsa...eature=channel

the public toilets

i captured a kitten and i don't know what to name it

If it's a boy, call it Bowie
If it's a girl, call it Bilinda

(Do you need your pet naming? Then call Melly PetHelp, the best names at the most competitive prices*)

*Following the lead of Lionel Hutz of the Simpsons, my fee is two ice pops.

i already have an orange cat named ziggy stardust so idk if bowie would really work

it's too little to tell if it's a boy or a girl

i've got plenty of ice pops in the freezer btw
actually i just looked and i think he has little balls so his name is leo.

Hey this gif I'm trying to post is WEIRD

sell it to a chinese restaurant.

:eek:

name it Special #4 with Fried Rice

Before bringing it to the restaurant you should sew its butthole and force some stones down its throat, just in case they pay for its weight.

you're all going to make me cry

I want to name my next cat Poo.

animal cruelty is such a riot eh? be very proud of yourselves, you're all very very witty