hang on boys! we got one!

I'm reelin' it in!

[quote=floatingslowly]run? what are you? french?[quote]

i only own one beret thanks.

I watched the last 20 minutes of Jaws this morning, Quint is my hero.

Eating Cocoa Pebbles again. They are still delicious.



I wish my box had a prize. :(

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visa's aye.

Movies I bought in the past week:

- Breaking Point (supposedly a completely insane movie by the guy who made Thriller: A Cruel Picture...)
- Death Spa (been looking for this one for years! Gory as FUCK-ALL 80's horror film.. so sleazy and trashy.. I remember watching the trailer for this before Henry so many times)
- Diane Linkletter Story (Waters...)
- Doily's Summer of Freak Occurences (already watched this; another Giuseppe masterpiece!)
- Doom Asylum (someone described this to me as "weird and insane".. so I bought it)
- Invisible Maniac (have a foggy memory of this.. I love Adam Rifkin though.. Dark Backward, Psycho Cop 2, Night at the Golden Eagle, Look... etc... so I finally bought the DVD)
- L'Ange (supposedly the "most beautfiul art film ever made", whatever that means)
- Mondo Trasho (Waters.. replacing my VHS)
- Multiple Maniacs (Waters.. replacing my VHS)
- Nightmare in a Damaged Brain (FINALLY am getting this! uncut!)
- Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists and Kristian Kiddie Kooks (this is insane... look up clips for it on youtube... all these christian brainwashing propoganda clips.. crazy/scary/hilarious shit)
- Shaye and Kiki (rented this off netflix and it was the MOST INSANE MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE -- so I bought a copy)
- Small White House (this one is supposedly extremely weird, it has JFK and Elvis impersonators in a bizarre art film context.. okay!?)
- Space Disco 1 (no-budget film reccomended to me.. I love this director's "reflections of evil" and "untitled star wars mockumentary" so I'm very excited)
- Subconscious Cruelty (all sorts of bizarre stories about God raping women and sawing their clits off)
- Szamanka (supposedly a crazy ass film by the guy who made Possession)

All those movies combined only cost me about $80. Not bad. I also burnt HART OF LONDON (crazy 1970's art film.. it's on ubuweb), DEATH POWDER (i put this up on youtube too), TOKYO FIST (replaced my vhs), BRAIN DAMAGE (replaced my vhs), RIKI-OH: STORY OF RICKY (replaced my vhs), STREET TRASH (replaced my VHS), and JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER.

16 more days for EDC.

I love when bands act fashionably "gay"!

I believe NIRVANA had a sense of humour.....not like Korn.

True.

I just added someone I knew to myspace. They added me back. I looked at their profile and then was like "eh... why did I add them?" and deleted them as a friend. All in the span of 5 minutes.

Nose hooks are hot:

comething sompletely irrelevant.

I do this often.
I can't help it, those damned private profiles kill my cat every time!

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I love mouth hooks.

I like your style atsonicpark.

the power went out for 45 minutes today.

ffs, who has their open house on a golf course on a wednesday. what is this shit?

Fuck golf.

golf balls through my bathroom window. fuck golf indeed.

"Damn you Addams!"
"Sorry about the window, Judge! Keep the ball! I have a whole bucket full!"

I'd fuck up some Jaws.

sayin'.

Shit, that reminds me, someone has hand one of my Jaws shirts for over a year now. It's a black one with the chalk drawing of the shark on it. :(

Edit: And they have one of my TMNT shirts and my Misfits belt. :(

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~jawz hands~

Ken: [Ray walks into the bar high on cocaine] How'd your date go?
Ray: My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - and then I was away - , one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine.

It's June and the hottest it's gotten all month is like 70 degrees. LOVE IT

^^ haha yeah. It's been kind of cold here in Chicago. Heat has gone up to like 80 but lately it's been like 60