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"Nintendo" translated from Japanese to English means "Leave luck to Heaven"
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What is the link to those stories man? |
May 26, 2009
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Dood....that would be an awesome job.
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I'm having tilapia again, people.
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Why
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New topic: the correspondents who work for The Weather Channel are dumb fucks. As in idiots. Seriously.
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my friend brought some friends of other friends along to east lansing. one of them was talking about masonic youth for some reason? i kept saying "WHAT?!" because i thought he'd randomly started talking about sonic youth. hah.
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atsonicpark....just read that story...and tyhat is a pretty darn coo story.
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So what is masonic youth? |
For every graduate graduating from wherever he or she may be graduating this spring, I have only one word. Are you ready? Here it is:
Plastics. |
^^ I don't get it.
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Oh, dear. You kids are so un-cultured. Key word: Graduate. |
A tawdry piece of idiocy, or better than Citizen Kane? You decide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9demh_RPQpc |
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Ha ha ha ha ha. You are so funny and unhip, but I love you anyway. By the way, I'm impressed with the speed by which you Wikepedia'd the reference and posted here. And I wouldn't necessarily say "too young," just "too uncultured." I've met many young people who "get it." |
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Melly! A favorite old-timer returns! It was beginning to feel a little cold out here in the, well, cold. |
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google is not yielding anything too cohesive, either. |
I know there's the Masonic Lodge. They're usually a bunch of 80-year-old crusties. Could it be their young recruits?
Scary. |
automatic bzooty - seek and ye shall yada yada yada: http://hangoverhard.blogspot.com/200...nic-youth.html
gmku - yes, tis I, back to make a post (cos I haven't made a posting in many a while, gor blimey luv a duck). I'm afraid I have nothing in hand to warm your cold cockles. Would a Pot Noodle suffice? |
that sounds like it could be it. they secretly train all their lives to be a freemason.
one day, grandson, you too shall be an 80 year old crusty. |
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Fuck yah, I'll take yer pot noodle and make a bloody nice meal of it, wot, mate? |
melly - he wasn't much of a punker, though, more shitty nu-metal.
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I would lend my guitar skills to a band called Masonic Youth.
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Funny. Yeh. I'm surprised there isn't such yet. At least a decent name for a tribute band.
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gmku - That's simply splendid - I'll chuck in a couple of picked onions and a saveloy as well. Actually, I haven't had a Pot Noodle in many a year - I tell you whats more horrible than that - Pot Mash. Yuck.
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melly, you shouldn't let gmku talk like you like that.
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dibs on drums. |
dibs on dressing up like Kim.
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dibs on dancing like kim, fucking a fender jazzmaster a la thurston, rawkstar moves like lee, and uh... being awesome like steve.
pshhh, i wish. |
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Stories from my friend Nick who is a huge source of entertainment..
locke 695 DAYS FROM NOW, A DEED MUST BE DONE says: lmfao i remember once this one is so funny my auntie had like an ornament on top of her toilet and i knocked it in the toilet by accident and i thought i flushed it down and noone would notice but it didnt flush lmao and my cousin noticed and my brother and my cousin were like NICK U DID THAT DIDNT U and i was like no i didnt and i just denied it even though it was obviously me lmao and i still deny it to this day i dont even know why locke 695 DAYS FROM NOW, A DEED MUST BE DONE says: i cant use microwaves i bought a chocolate bar and put it in when i was little with the wrapper still on and it started like goin sick all these blue lights came off the wrapper lmfao cause it's like metal it looked really cool actually lmao it looked like some pure scientific expriment thing and then the microwave went on fire and i havent used one since |
Fuck this lack of constant internet source. I wanna post dammit!!!
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My router is a constant bitch.
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I'm using a Verizon wireless modem and I thought dropped calls were a bitch mother, trying to use this thing is like the blind leading the blind leading the clubfooted. It's just not worth the hassle.
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my cable modem keeps reseting itself. :mad:
it's causing me to die in WoW and I don't die! it's a travesty, I tells ya. if the internet wants to go out completely, then by all means, I'm for it; but this blinking off and on bit is really starting to get on my nerves. |
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I hate it when watching porn. |
I'm sure that you could find a site to yr liking that buffers their stream.
WoW just times out. [cue:imploding_pacman.mp4] |
i hate that fucking blue star in my pc. :mad:
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http://www.erowid.org/ Go to any drug and there should be "personal experiences" stories by people... |
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Some of the stories there are rather harsh, especially the heroin ones. |
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